Kelsey

a very soggy light brown dog with what would normally be curly hair sits in a shallow tub with a faucet actively soaking her back. her fur is completely flattened out on top of her head, and her ears hang down like a floppy-eared sheep’s. her round dark eyes have a hint of betrayal behind them, and her feet are not visible under the water.

the same light brown pup is fully dried off after a fresh grooming session. her body is a smooth orb, her head a perfect sphere, and her tail just has one little pompom of fur at the very tip. her ears are sticking out to the sides now, supported by the fluff all around them. only the little toes of one foot are visible under her round chest, and otherwise you’d easily convince us she’s just hovering there.

This is Ciel. She has two modes: wet and cotton ball. 13/10

The number of straws I have in my rollator is unreasonable. They all serve a purpose, I just haven’t fulfilled their purpose yet

A customer & I just went on for 20 minutes a/b how jealous I am that she got to go to the Perfect Person tour & now I’m frothing to go to another tour. She said that I HAVE to meet @milesbon.bsky.social b/c he’s so nice but also so tall & he’ll make me feel even shorter than I am. So like. I’m sold.

BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

I wonder if there’s an OF market for a chonky person crocheting in bed, looking a mess, only wearing underwear. Because I could make bank doing that. I just need subscribers to never bother me or ask anything of me & I feel like that would be a problem lol

Snake pen and ink art with stag skull

Snake pen and ink illustration with stag skull

❈ 𝑹𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉, 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏, 𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒂𝒍 ❈

Had so much fun creating this pen and ink serpent and stag illustration 🖤

#stippling #pointillism #dotwork #darkart #inkdrawing #coloradoartist #blackmetalart #dungeonsynth #occultart #coloradotattooartist

Beyoncé was snubbed for AOTY four times before she won.

There is no part of me that can divorce that disrespect from this win.

a golden retriever standing and resting his chin on a wood table. his front paws are also resting on it, almost like a hug. the sun is at a low angle and hits his eyes and golden fur perfectly. his eyes are also open wide, almost concerned but full of love.

This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)

TikTok: *shuts down*
Me: My shaylaaaa 😫😭😭
TikTok: *returns*
Me: who r u
TikTok: Your shayla
Me: mmm nah seems sus bye

You’re absolutely right tho

I want to have the audacity that men have.

I need someone to send them the entire Bee Movie script, word by word, in separate emails.

New tattoo alerrrrrrrt

So saying Free Palestine is "anti-semitic" but having nazis and fascists tongue punching each other's fart box in the white house and throwing the hitler salute means we gotta give them the benefit of the doubt? LOL

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

I went through their followings & found Zach, Cailyn, Rainie, Miles, Jack, and Aiko!

Dear algorithm please connect me with others interested in:

✨Witchcraft
✨Herbs
✨Tarot
✨Spells
✨Magick
✨Crystals
✨Astrology
✨The moon
✨The elements
✨Paganism
✨Introverts
✨Self-care
✨Nature/forests
✨History
✨Animals
✨Occult
✨Neurodivergent
✨Chronic Illness
✨Books

It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.

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