17.12.2024 19:38 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Finally! A lemon that I can't turn into anything at all. DoomsdayLLC Unsqueezable Lemon. It's a Lemon, for lemon's sake.

Unsqueezable Lemon
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11.12.2024 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

One can of classic style bottomless Gumption.

Bottomless Gumption
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11.12.2024 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no. I spilled triangles everywhere.

Oh no. I spilled triangles everywhere.
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11.12.2024 16:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My shit is all fucked lately. Sorry.

My Shit Is All Fucked Lately. Sorry.
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11.12.2024 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have you or your coworkers been seeing things? It is a violation of company policy to perceive items and materials which do not exist. Remember: if you see something, see something.

Seeing Things?
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11.12.2024 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This shit is so fucked. They stopped letting people use the bathrooms here, by the way.

This Shit is So Fucked
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11.12.2024 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feeling stupid? You are! 20,000 years of history prove terminal human stupidity is real. The human brain can only hold about six ideas at a time. Thoughts were not designed to be had. Your imagination is spooky and it will scare you. The mind is an animal locked in a computer powered by a ghost. You cannot usually tell time after you die. Please assure your doctor that you are not having thought.

Feeling Stupid? You Are!
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11.12.2024 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No, I think this is Bubblepunk, and you should go check out Bubblepunk if you like what I do!

11.12.2024 16:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0