⭕️LJ⭕️

This shit looks so difficult.

Wow! Almost overwhelming!

I think it’s optimal for the overtime paycheck of plow drivers.

Actually, no. The temp is gonna go up to like 60° over the next week. By the time the plows actually got out today, it was already above freezing. Then they complained that there’s no budget for snow removal.

Dude. I love you.

I wonder how many of my tax dollars were spent on sanding and salting the highways and byways in this great state of Connecticut today when it was 41° outside.

@peckedbythedove.bsky.social happy birthday to you.

Went to visit my mom’s grave today-5 years since she died. She’d be mad that I drove in this weather, but she’d also be mad if I didn’t stop by to say hello. That’s how she was.

Is this AI? Those never work!

Coca Cola

This has gone from a small 5k run in Vermont with “some entertainment” to a legit festival. I have run in all 4 and this will be #5. Excited.

This is what happens to a guy with low intelligence and an aging mind. He isn’t able to think of consequences for his actions more than 1 step ahead. When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

This is so damn cool. Do you need to use tweezers or forceps or something to arrange the small stuff?

George looks like he needs some rest but will bounce back just fine. Also, he looks a lot like my dog Annie. Get well soon George.

Geese everywhere

I’ll take it a step further…remove one of these qualifiers (beer/tacos/running) and I STILL argue that most people can’t.

I can drink…a lot. 24 beers in 24 hours is kinda hard. Forget the tacos, running, and trying to sleep. This is much much harder than people think.

It’s a blast

“In broad daylight” makes me laugh. Like, if it was at night, it would be fine.

Meanwhile…

People with disabilities in my state are getting shamed for collecting $834.00 a month because they can’t work.

Our public school teachers are purchasing essentials like pens and books for students out of their own pockets.

There is a nation wide shortage of affordable housing.

This is not as easy as some may think. Just drinking 24 in 24 is pretty damn challenging. Add to it all the running while full and getting at least some sleep. I’d sure as hell try though.

Probably the most capable and well-equipped woman in the history of this country.

Amazon support: “I see a picture of the goods on your doorstep”.

Me: “but I personally saw the driver carry the box back to their truck after the photo was taken!”

This happened to me once! The driver put the stuff down, took a pic, then took one of the boxes back with him! I WATCHED him carry it back to the truck!!

These are cool AF

Like republicans to tr**p

Outstanding!

I work with people who I fear will try to stalk me on fb. It happened once before so it’s never happening again. Besides, fb is a cesspool

Thanks for pointing me the right direction!

Gotcha.