Stephen

Love that you kept the undies consistent

You’ll need to go a little lower than that… but not much 😉

If you’re having the sex and you take the time to flex your arm in the mirror or for the camera, I’m assuming the sex is not that good.

For some reason, I cannot think while I’m walking. Tbh sometimes I can’t even think when I’m standing. Which is why it’s so obnoxious when I’m walking the dog and trying to post on social media and he keeps yanking me down the sidewalk.

Sometimes when I’m feeling stuck, I rearrange my furniture. Looking at my physical space from a different perspective tends to position me to look for new perspectives elsewhere…

I think it’s really sad that many of us don’t realize the value of connections to the past to inform us (and learn from) until later in life… because, by that time, so much of the past is already lost.

My life is just being perpetually surprised by how frequently I need to trim my fingernails.

One of my least favorite things about technology is that I have all these apps that are really helpful and entertaining (to my face) but I KNOW they’re ALL talking about me behind my back…

I am instantly wary of any stranger who is whistling. Doubly after dark.

I’m all “can someone just teach me how to fish please?” and they’re all “here’s a fish, man!” 🤬

Hey wanna hear something weird? Being queer doesn’t automatically make you a feminist.

Oh I’ve seen that video. It’s “Doubting” Thomas.

Omg when I say this on instagram, I thought “pain” said “paw” this makes so much more sense now

Woman: What are you gonna call it?

Man: The sperm whale.

Woman: Uh huh and this one?

Man: The titmouse.

Woman: Oh boy. What about that one?

Man: This little fella here? That’s the blue-footed booby.

Woman: Okayyyy… maybe just let us gals name the rest of them.

You ever go outside to enjoy nature and hear one animal (usually a bird or squirrel) who just won’t shut the fuck up? I’m like your friends must hate you…

I don’t know who needs to hear this but… maybe ask people before you tell them you want to worship parts of their body that they may or may not want you even touching?

Might be into something here… even people with a lot of needs still have a desire to meet the needs of others. Autistic folks maybe gravitate toward animals because their needs are easier to figure out, easier to meet, and often come with instant feedback that’s easy to interpret.

You’re not a feminist if they say “Name every woman” and you don’t say Chaka Khan.

Help! My adhd meds wore off and it’s two and a half hours later than I thought it was!

I oscillate rapidly and uncomfortably between “(please don’t perceive me)” and “WHY IS NO ONE PAYING ATTENTION TO ME”

V stoned and SASHAYING toward the train, living my best life listening to some angry ass music and I suddenly remember drunk-jogging down a bike path in my 20s and my then boyfriend telling me “you look CRAZY” B-R-I-N-G-I-T-O-N Bring it on bitch!

Ugh the skin on my hands is cracking and peeling. What, am I supposed to use lotion, like, every single day? For how long???

How many of our horror movies are just about men being men and taking what they think their entitled to in the form of other people?

Really excited Doja Cat released this new album… mostly because all her album covers in Spotify aren’t red anymore.

I think if men were taught more emotional intelligence and emotion regulation, we wouldn’t have to listen to them screaming as much about football games.

Profanity is so bizarre. Asked Alexa to play Bitch by Meredith Brooks and she bleeped it out. Like… there are words programmers had to spend time coding in for it to do that. So people’s feelings wouldn’t get hurt?