𝒦 ɪ ᴢ ᴍ ᴀ⊰∹ (H)

//Age verification rolled out where I live cuz of local laws. I'm not comfortable giving out my personal info to a place I barely use, to verify my age.

I'm 30, I'm not fuckin' with this for roleplay on social media.

If you would still like to write, find me over on Twitter: @ halfpinthunts

//Ah yes, one blank account liking all my shit.

Fuckers.

//Why in the fuck did I come back to 30+ notifs.

I'M AWAKE AGH OH GODS

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

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Kiz shows up in your room like this, what're you doin'?

"Not leavin'. I'm on the path too, buddy." The goblin stared up at him, hand on her own sword as she gave him a wide, toothy grin.

"Ya know, you shouldn't bend down like that. Wanna know why?" Suddenly her blade's tip was pressed against his throat. "Exposure. Bad for your health, ya know?"

Do that and she'll drink it under the table.

CHUGGING, CHUGGING, CHUGGING!!!

Art by miregeist

Certified Tipsy Kiz Moment.

Ass wobblier than an unbalanced caravan.

Some people don't like seeing goblin tiddy and puss-puss.

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〝 Coming through like a shooting star ! 〞

𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞
NSFW Themes | MDNI

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Her back fuckin' HURTS.

Curled up under a beam of sunshine.

Like a friggin' cat.

Ugh, it's ALWAYS the kobolds!

Can't a cute little slime dude find her panties cute? Huh? HUH!?!?

She BETTER, DAMN.

N-NO WAIT--

Sunday? Neat!

Show Kiz the goods.

Not really! (That she knows of.)

The most valuable thing here is probably her panties.

"Being late is not tolerated around here. Come to my office and we'll discuss your....punishment."

📖 Dean Simmons from the Xenobiology comic by Incase. 📖

📚 Bisexual with a slight Fem Lean. 📚

📒 Switch with a slight Dom lean 📒

📓 Detailed & Lit 📓

It's just a shoddy tent, so, go for it.

Oh! Oh.

Oh boy. She's gonna HURT in the mornin'.

Totally worth it though.

ACK NO WAIT--

Oh. Minotaur?

Ahaha heyyyyy.

Mmhmmm, okay, okay. She's waiting.

Wiggling her lil' gobbo legs n everything.

She is VERY strange! And deadly (also thicc).

They don't call her a "Blood Hunter" for nothin'!