Josilee Adams • NJ/NYC & FMTY

Nothing like finding out your incall has the temp set to SIXTY. 😭 This is why it’s so hard to get me to leave home in the winter. Other people think it’s air conditioning weather.

It’s SNOWING, folks.

Hey so please don’t name your baby after me. If you do, I will be so overwhelmed with discomfort that I won’t be able to see you again.

I didn’t know I needed to specify this. Holy shit.

Some days I look at how my hair turns out and sigh happily. Yes, I look properly expensive. 😌

My civ friends ask me to shoot their nudes. There is no higher compliment.

I love that YouPay requires me to log in five different ways to withdraw my money. They run a tight ship.

I’ve spent so much time recently being un-chill and I think you’re all gonna love it

Visited three polling places this morning because I am both persistent and disorganized.

Voted! 🥰🗳️

i’ll be your
nonmonogamummy
(i’m just trying to be open)

trick or treat, babe? ⚡️

curious? ❤️

misbehaving ❤️

I’ve had more clients spot me at the airport than anywhere else. I keep thinking someone is going to email that they saw me at the mall, but no, another sighting in my cozy flight outfit.

Be back soon, NJ 🥰

What a magical day in Manhattan. Thanks for flying in to see me, and giving me a great reason to come visit you in the Midwest. 😉

This is your sign to consider flying yourself to ME instead of vice versa! I make a pretty fabulous tour guide.

I wanted to post a really great photo of these chocolates but I’ve absolutely inhaled them. Oh my goodness. This sugar high is unreal. 🤤

Sitting down to answer some questions on Tellonym! Come ask anything you’ve been dying to know 🥰

tellonym.me/josileea...

Take that first step
(you won’t regret it)

📸 @inamorataphoto.bsky.social

I used all of this rainy weather to catch up on emails! This involved purging a whole bunch that I had let sit for months & were just causing me anxiety. If you were caught in the cull & still wanna chat, you know where to find me 🥰

The best place to watch the sunset 🥰

Just discovered my YouPay has a leaderboard, and now I’m obsessed with it 🤣

Back on the grid just in time for another new photoshoot 😜 Can’t wait to share…

A big thank you to everyone who gave me both space and support while I was away. This job doesn’t come with bereavement leave, so I made my own. I’ve eaten my way through all of my DoorDash gift cards, which I thought would never happen!

(SOS 🙏🏻)

Busted the zipper on my designated funeral dress because this ass simply cannot be contained. Guess I’ll be wearing one of my backups. A girl can never have too many little black dresses!

But truly, if you email me saying I should have already responded because you see I’m posting on socials, I’ll be putting your email at the bottom of the list. 🥰

“I can tell everything’s fine because you’ve been on Twitter!”

Nope, these are actually the faint echos of my consciousness reverberating through the universe. I’m nothing but a mirage, my friends.

Just heard a song that would be perfect to play on my Duos page… if we were back in the Myspace days. 😅 Anyone understand the nostalgia I’m feeling?

(The song goes “all my friends are hot hot hot, eleven out of ten, so hot hot hot” which is perfect for my gorg duo partners)

Night before my shoot and I’m happily munching on a big bowl of mac & cheese. This body is powered by pasta, baby.

I just got a screening form with the exact same name as my bestie’s ex-boyfriend. The scream I just scream’t. 😅

(It’s not actually him, but I now have new nightmare fodder.)

Come now… let’s play ✨

Running errands on the way back from Philly — email replies later tonight 🥰

Daydreaming about some more travel this fall! Though I might wait a few more months before staying too far… Autumn in the northeast is unrivaled 😍