Started my day with a tryst, spent the afternoon at a new local bookstore, then the evening with my cat and playing Pokopia.
A *delightful* day indeed 🥰❤️
Started my day with a tryst, spent the afternoon at a new local bookstore, then the evening with my cat and playing Pokopia.
A *delightful* day indeed 🥰❤️
I genuinely could not have asked for better weather for daylight savings time today…. I can taste spring! So clearly! YAY! 🌸
08.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I posted this 23 days ago and I simply don’t care. It deserves a second look. And a third.
06.03.2026 00:10 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Things are looking up 🫧
06.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Each day it gets warmer, and I feel myself waking up 🤤
06.03.2026 00:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I refused to give up my Twitter account until they clawed it away from me… which they finally did 😅
After dodging a few reports & suspensions, my old account is no more!
I somehow feel like the people who always read me over there have already followed me here 🤔
Guys, I get so horny in the spring. Feeling the warmth in the air is waking up my inner primal demon. 🤤
03.03.2026 18:58 — 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Send me gift cards along with your creepy messages and I’ll go 🥰 instead of 😤
03.03.2026 18:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So pleased with my new kindle, what a fabulous gift to end February with 🥰
01.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re missing a response from me, please be sure to check your spam! ❤️
23.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Something about February is making men faithful to their wives! The cancellations and apologies have rolled in. This is what I get for celebrating a busy early Feb 😜
23.02.2026 03:12 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Snow day 🥰✌🏻
22.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s the perfect kind of weather for sweats & lingerie 💜
18.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 51 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0Aww, YouPay now accepts AMEX & Discover cards, cute. Now you can earn AMEX points on spoiling me. I’ve been told the point game is very important, so… enjoy 😜
18.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sans / avec
17.02.2026 00:04 — 👍 34 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0As much as I love flowers, I will no longer be able to receive them from suitors. ❤️ Too many flowers aren’t safe for my kitty, and there is nowhere to put them she couldn’t reach!
14.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Be mine 🩷
13.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Shopping for appliances is so dreary. Comparing fridges is no fun. Someone just choose and let me be done with it 😭
13.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0On my sixth(?) play through of one of my favorite games. The Xbox says I’ve logged just over 28 days of play time. On my way to being an expert.
12.02.2026 01:17 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0All you can eat
10.02.2026 21:44 — 👍 42 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0SOS, I’m in terrible need of cute fold over mittens! Everything I’m seeing is boring.
08.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come From Away is being produced at Papermill Playhouse in NJ, and it looks spectacular. It’s one of my favorite musicals, and I haven’t seen it reimagined this way before.
07.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
He boughy me flowers and I booked a flight to go see him in June.
It’s a terribly good Thursday. 🥰
I’m eternally optimistic when I’m playing video games. I think everything is going to work out, no matter how many times I fly into danger or fling myself from them rooftop.
05.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you have CashApp, you can use crypto. It’s incredibly simple & gives you more financial options. 🥰
05.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I want to get all of the Burger King Disney cups from the 90s. I have such vivid memories of them from when I was a kid!
04.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feeling myself in these winter blues — can you tell I caught a chill?
02.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 45 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0I can’t tell if I prefer the view from the front or behind…
01.02.2026 13:50 — 👍 45 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0PSA: I keep missing my birthday during the holidays, so I’m making the executive decision to move it to March. We’re all just going to pretend it’s always been March 15. ✌🏻
31.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Josiversary to me! 🥰
Thank you for the sweet gifts. I’m taking time today to appreciate all of the wonderful individuals I’ve met as Josi.