Sarebear

I just know the apricot is KEY to the flavor profile here

I’m soooo Hunca Munca coded

I’ve been going to the same little Taiwanese nail lady for five years, these new age nail techs won’t get me!!

When did these get soooo gooood my god they’re gonna take my job fr

It’s time for Beatrix Potter Spring

This massage chair I’m getting my pedicure in right now is sending me to the heavenly plane

A couch that is half his size and distinctly un-bed like mind you

And as soon as she wearies for even a moment I, Princess Yap, will arrive to pick up the task

Holy airball

Unfortunately her young bachelor father is a hopeless philanderer!

I am the fun rich auntie in Millie’s world

It’s simply just the responsible thing to do for digestion!

We’re on a closely monitored rehabilitation plan requiring us to move our bedtime back one half hour earlier per night so we can one day rejoin society in the daylight

Baddies Battling Burnout @hauntedmck.bsky.social

“How good and well behaved of us to be in bed so early!” Me and my boyfriend say to each other as we kiss good night at 3am
Chat we r so cooked

Copious amounts of caffeine at 8pm won’t hurt me bc it knows I’m pure of heart

Got asked about my ex and had to hit the PR response “we just wanted different things, wish him the best tho!” instead of:

Just remembered to thank past Sarah for blocking nanny on all accounts

He was the set up to soften Big’s return I suppose

Dude the Russian was one of carrie’s worst boyfriends and nobody ever talks about ittttt

Are you on the Last Word or Naked and Famous train yet

Oh yeah didn’t mean for margaritas! Just to throw their name in the ring if best glassware

lil of this lil of that ahh cocktail

Pimm’s and lemonade

And if god wants him to have a girlfriend or two as well then so be it!!

“I really just want one boyfriend but if I’m forced to have twoooo I mean I guesssss” @connor-edwards.bsky.social

Nick & Nora glass erasure

Metaphor for life

Yk what, my bad Snapchat…insane photo of me to have gone unposted u right

This week’s medley:
Chickpeas
Red onion
Parsley
Feta
Sun-dried tomatoes
Baby cucumbers

Dressing:
Olive oil
Lemon juice
Dijon mustard
Prosecco vinegar
Salt/pepper