Sarebear

Princess Palace is getting a major upgrade tonight in celebration of my floor hole ending its reign of terror

Happy birthday @rockfactory.bsky.social I feel an innate desire to torment you in the little sister sort of way (high compliment). May all your borscht turn out delicious and all your BBLs unbotched ✨💗

When will Lizzie get a bluesky

This is funnier than the original tweet

I was quoting this all night at work lmfao

Nightmare on the puss

This was a quote from my work friend Ollie about another of my work friends

Different Ollie, friends

“Idk Ollie said I’m practicing an ancient warlord mindset of polyamory”

Yoked Le

I usually just go with 4 ibuprofen and 4 gasms, but I see the vision

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“Taking some leche straight to the dome”

“ ‘Kiki-ing at the coffee station with Helen Keller and a case of mistaken Pisces identity’ …. Junie B Jones book or Lana Del Rey Album?”
- @chloesgeekbar.bsky.social

Cherry Chapstick by Gina Caturano Listen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more.

Happy Cherry Chapstick Day!

A lot of love from a lot of people went into the making of this debut track, and I’m grateful that Gina trusted me with it ❤️

Now if we’re gonna afford a Bluesky commune one day you need to put this thing on loop all day every day until the next single comes out 🔂

I’m only ever referring to Nashville Zac as zoomf, to be clear

And so are you!!

I just know the apricot is KEY to the flavor profile here

I’m soooo Hunca Munca coded

I’ve been going to the same little Taiwanese nail lady for five years, these new age nail techs won’t get me!!

When did these get soooo gooood my god they’re gonna take my job fr

It’s time for Beatrix Potter Spring

This massage chair I’m getting my pedicure in right now is sending me to the heavenly plane

A couch that is half his size and distinctly un-bed like mind you

And as soon as she wearies for even a moment I, Princess Yap, will arrive to pick up the task

Holy airball

Unfortunately her young bachelor father is a hopeless philanderer!

I am the fun rich auntie in Millie’s world

It’s simply just the responsible thing to do for digestion!

We’re on a closely monitored rehabilitation plan requiring us to move our bedtime back one half hour earlier per night so we can one day rejoin society in the daylight