Princess Palace is getting a major upgrade tonight in celebration of my floor hole ending its reign of terror
09.03.2026 03:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Princess Palace is getting a major upgrade tonight in celebration of my floor hole ending its reign of terror
09.03.2026 03:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday @rockfactory.bsky.social I feel an innate desire to torment you in the little sister sort of way (high compliment). May all your borscht turn out delicious and all your BBLs unbotched β¨π
09.03.2026 03:32 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When will Lizzie get a bluesky
09.03.2026 03:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is funnier than the original tweet
08.03.2026 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was quoting this all night at work lmfao
08.03.2026 19:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nightmare on the puss
08.03.2026 15:48 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This was a quote from my work friend Ollie about another of my work friends
08.03.2026 19:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Different Ollie, friends
08.03.2026 19:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βIdk Ollie said Iβm practicing an ancient warlord mindset of polyamoryβ
08.03.2026 05:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yoked Le
08.03.2026 03:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I usually just go with 4 ibuprofen and 4 gasms, but I see the vision
07.03.2026 23:58 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0βTaking some leche straight to the domeβ
07.03.2026 22:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
β βKiki-ing at the coffee station with Helen Keller and a case of mistaken Pisces identityβ β¦. Junie B Jones book or Lana Del Rey Album?β
- @chloesgeekbar.bsky.social
Happy Cherry Chapstick Day!
A lot of love from a lot of people went into the making of this debut track, and Iβm grateful that Gina trusted me with it β€οΈ
Now if weβre gonna afford a Bluesky commune one day you need to put this thing on loop all day every day until the next single comes out π
Iβm only ever referring to Nashville Zac as zoomf, to be clear
05.03.2026 02:03 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And so are you!!
04.03.2026 05:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just know the apricot is KEY to the flavor profile here
03.03.2026 05:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm soooo Hunca Munca coded
02.03.2026 19:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Iβve been going to the same little Taiwanese nail lady for five years, these new age nail techs wonβt get me!!
02.03.2026 19:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When did these get soooo gooood my god theyβre gonna take my job fr
02.03.2026 19:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs time for Beatrix Potter Spring
02.03.2026 18:48 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0This massage chair Iβm getting my pedicure in right now is sending me to the heavenly plane
02.03.2026 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A couch that is half his size and distinctly un-bed like mind you
02.03.2026 18:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And as soon as she wearies for even a moment I, Princess Yap, will arrive to pick up the task
02.03.2026 16:18 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy airball
02.03.2026 03:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Unfortunately her young bachelor father is a hopeless philanderer!
02.03.2026 03:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am the fun rich auntie in Millieβs world
02.03.2026 02:56 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs simply just the responsible thing to do for digestion!
01.03.2026 02:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weβre on a closely monitored rehabilitation plan requiring us to move our bedtime back one half hour earlier per night so we can one day rejoin society in the daylight
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