Sarebear

between my tarot deck and sarah’s intuition, we are truly NEVER wrong

“Vecna = diddy” @connor-edwards.bsky.social

I have major *room of a girl who is only home for 10 minutes* right now

I NEED to squeeze her lil cheeks and kiss her lil nosie

Don’t text don’t call. I’ve been bundled in fresh duvet and am having bedside French press delivered by a shirtless lumberjack. DONT TEXT. DONT CALL.

So far I have already accomplished coitus and deliciousness and transcendence, not to be greedy but I think I would also like to add goofing and walking around to my agenda today

Aaron mentioned on my Spotify wrapped 🥲🥹

“Overconfident manservant”

Had to delete the male manipulator post bc yall were lowkey flaming my very close and dear friend 😭😭😭😂😂

Lmfaooo I didn’t even clock that, too distracted by “maps of war”

WEDGE WEDGE

It’s helpful that you have a nickname to cut down on the ever present “which sister is she talking about rn” confusion my friends have but u should be aware everyone in my life ONLY refers to you as Squeako now

I’m getting to the point where I’m almost exclusively referring to Kristen as Squeako Fibonacci to people who have never even met her

God I wish I was there

Rlly shows off the assets I can’t lie

Addicted to girl on top

The most gentle, tender hearted, compassionate person I know. You have taught me so much about joy and living life with a resilient open heart.

Mid hentai porn at the function

Very weepy thinking about how you introduced ME to Peter Pan by reading it aloud to me when I was itty bitty too 😭😭😭

Many such cases

God I love this app

Well this is my favorite perfume scent to wear I guess. I have a lot of favorite smells in general

Vanilla

I’ve been accused of “flexing” having a “dad that loves me” … my bad ig

Can u mail me a slice

You have big muppet energy

Greedy

I am reaching new and profound ways to wild out

I need a voice memo on this expeditiously