Toni - Pumpkin Enthusiast 🎃

On Samhain I sow my sweetpea seeds, in deep root-trainers. Once they've germinated I'll move them to the allotment greenhouse, where they'll grow over winter and be ready for planting out in March.

#Samhain #allotmentlife #sweetpeas

YouTube video by Ian D Nigel Farage owned by a caller on LBC - Kicked in the head by a horse

You might also like this 😂

youtu.be/ZRc0by2vZ7k?...

It'll go straight over the heads of the dumb racists who support Reform 😂

Our Granddad is 100 and fought in D-day and he thinks Farage is the right man to sort Britain out. He says he reminds him of one of the commanders he fought alongside with distinction. In the next few weeks he's going to auction off his medals and donate all the money to Reform. Anyone know how much an Iron Cross is worth?

Absolute perfection. #Reform

Joins racist party and then surprised to find that it's policies are racist, so leaves and joins ever so slightly less racist party.

New allotment coffee mug for Halloween 🎃

#allotmentlife #halloween #pumpkins

My clothes are all black and have been for years 🤣

Image shows Liz truss writing in a book: "Dear Diary My first day as a PR consultant for Andrew Windsor is going really really well."

This multipurpose meme will never get old.

Way too late for that. Starmer said that if we didn't like his actions we should leave, so I did. @greenparty.org.uk is the future.

Andrew to lose 'prince' title

I've noticed this too, recently. I suppose it's inevitable.

So BlueSky isn't entirely dickhead free then! I don't even know who this dickhead is, or what his problem is - but it seems he's just thrown his rattle out of his pram 😂

@keellerinstinct5.bsky.social

Private Eye excellence…

So we should direct our ire at the man who was best mates with Jeffrey Epstein, rather than the man who was best mates with Jimmy Savile and knew that his brother was best mates with Jeffrey Epstein? How about we direct our ire at both of them?

REAL HOPE. REAL CHANGE. LET THEM WORK Green Party Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of The Green Party, both at PO Box 78066, London SE16 9GQ

The government are reportedly planning on moving some asylum seekers from hotels to military bases...

How about, rather than shipping a few hundred people off to military sites, we let asylum seekers work and contribute to our society and fix our broken asylum system? 🤔

Only racists say racist things, therefore you were correct to label the DIShonourable member from the racist party a racist.

If you're watching advertisements on tv and counting the races of the people in them you're not only a massive racist - but you're sad as fuck.

Only racists think it's not racist.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ah yes, Gammon Xmas

Blatant racism from a racist party MP, yet ReformUK and the people who support them claim that they're not racists.

It isn't the Tories deal that's the problem, it's Brexit itself. By blaming the deal, rather than Brexit, she's putting the blame on the Tories and letting Farage et al escape scot free. The most honest thing is to state that Brexit was a con job and that the fault lies with Farage and the Tories.

Exactly!

Opinion polls might fool us into thinking that Farage will be the next Prime Minister, but actual votes cast demonstrate that most people don't want to be ruled by racists.

If there is a 2026 election.

Is this the work of Al-Qaeda?

"Are you taking the piss?" - Bear Grylls, to his wife as she's preparing a picnic.

Sadly the headline is misleading. Whilst he undoubtedly morally owes a debt to the public purse, legally he owes not a single penny. It states quite clearly in the lease agreement that he is only liable for one peppercorn per annum in rent - IF demanded. Another reason to abolish the monarchy IMO

Precisely this👇👇👇👇

Repost!