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Who even reads books anymore?

The monkey paw curls one finger. Congratulations, they are now called "The Washington Release The Epstein Files."

There is no greater cosmic horror than looking at that one coworkers spreadsheet.

Biscuits and gravy is basically the South's version of the beef stroganoff

Best part about being a Virgo is not having a fucking clue about what's going on at any given moment and everyone being ok with that

TFW the footnote takes more narrative space on the page than the actual text 😳

Tonight, I'm afraid, was a night lost to writer's block 😓

My linktree, which includes my website and my newsletter:

Linktree: linktr.ee/JosephDonne

The Scapegoat RTSlaywood published a post on Ko-fi

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New blog post below 👇🏼

Cover of Noah Corey's debut novel, entitled Clementine H. Hopeful Is Not A Hero. It features a boy in a purple and pink dress, carrying an old backpack with pins on it and a sword over his shoulder. Spiders crawl on the sword, and one descends from it on a line of silk. Flame-like shimmering magic highlights the character as well as the book's title and author. In the background, mask-like glowing faces with many eyes and odd shapes float in front of a pine forest. Small text on the cover's top right corner reads "Would you rather save the world, or change it?"

YALL MY FRIEND'S BOOK THAT I HELPED EDIT IS AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER!!!

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I've been so excited to post about this for literal years! GET THE BOOK it's about BUGS and LOVING SPIDERS and BEING TRANS and it's SOOOO GOOOOD 💙📚 #queerlit #writing #MG #horror #LGBT #kidlit

LIKE COMMENT SHARE AND READ MY BLOG POST OR YOUR FEED IS GOING TO BE FILLED WITH MORE OF THIS!!

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Thank you! 😁

Worm Boy RTSlaywood published a post on Ko-fi

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New blog post. Featured Image: "Child with a Toy" by Zdzislaw Beksinski (Year Unknown)

Worm Boy

If I was born a worm I would eat the dirt
I'd crawl inch by inch without eyes ears
or knowledge of my worth...👇🏼

New author signature just dropped 💩

Hey Vance, I thought you said you came here for discussion and analysis. So why did you post this and then leave? Common, reply to the people.

Because otherwise it just looks like you came here to inflame people and not actually do anything constructive.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Republicans in my state are big mad that the DOJ listed their cities as sanctuary cities.

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This guy, Eric Munchel, was pardoned by Trump. The one who broke into the building to zip tie elected officials.

I think protesters have a lot of room to go before they cross the line Republicans made

My first real vacation in 10 years starts now.

Good thing we don't have universal healthcare, otherwise RFK jr would have found us all.

Things that have gotten more attention on social media than my writing:

- Posting about adverbs
- Saying garlic is just preseasoning for vampires
- Performing drag as Elsa complete with magic snow and singing

I would be just happy to have a mammal instead of a lizard

Wait until you find out only the smaller companies are going to have to pay the tariffs and that somehow, magically, all the big companies will have a tax write off.

Your spite feeds me

Ironically the Ommicrats have never been able to fully separate the magic from metallurgy, and so have to resort to psychoactive notices.

Thank you 😁

Here's a picture of my four-legged child made of fur, Little Annie.

May she brighten up your timeline like she does every day of my life.

Science is so inhumane, you know that in order to sex ants they drop them in water? Girl ants sink, while the others float.

No idea why boy ants float, but that's how it's done

Listen, we absolutely cannot let teachers get paid more. Stop pushing this harmful agenda. You need to use your head and think about it. If teachers got paid more, Republicans would start teaching and the quality of education would decline faster than said teachers credit card.