Not Albert Camus

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?

NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country

HASSAN: That's incorrect

maybe if biden calls up bibi and tells him theres tunnels in his prostate? 🤔

Even if disabled people could afford the cost, space and energy it takes to prep…
It’s nearly impossible to stock up on meds.

They’re tightly controlled and dispensed in small quantities. Insurance generally won’t cover larger amounts.

“Just stock up on meds” is not a solution.

Power point slide with a corgi in a gilt frame in the right corner. The slide reads “No children. No husband. I want to live all by myself. I want to come home from my self rewarding job and have everything exactly where I left it. And no GROSS children.”

my 14yo made a power point of what she wants her future to look like and this is my favorite slide

y'all been like providing the same four people rent for the past five years but God forbid I need a fucking cheeseburger

On twitter, this is the anime slop they're trying to say looks better than GTA 6... lmfaooooooooooo.

i guess the only way to get financial support in this country anymore is to whack a ceo or call a child a slur, amirite? *bumtiss*

everything has gone to shit in life

im convinced "charm imagery" is just code for white girls who like plantation houses

i am once again asking for help. i havent gotten any honestly. ive been eating bagels for dinner for too long now. im always in pain. im not gonna make it

for the people in the driver's seat of the right wing cultural movement, an end to "DEI" always meant doing things like sending free money to a white lady who called a child the n word. sorry if you thought it was about a slightly annoying HR webinar you once had to watch or whatever.

LMAO cry me a fuckin river

I just realized these guys really think they can gaslight the US populace into thinking they're not in a recession and we're going to have to put up with this for a year, just like they tried to gaslight us during the mass death event

#mutualaid

HELP!!!!

SOS!!!!

IM NOT DOING WELL

#comrades #help #please #sos

please help i eat very little

This clip is being celebrated by MAGA. I literally think every one of them is insane.

Mark Zuckerberg in a chain and white t-shirt like a nerd trying to play a rapper in an updated high school production of West Side Story

how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders

i'm proof that introverts can be turned into extroverts via chemical & psychological warfare

Your School House Rock moment...🤔

Capitalism - Giving money to Greedy people to encourage them to ripoff and underpay people even more, is the problem, not the solution.

The post USSR presidents have been Yeltsin and Putin. And people act like this was an improvement

my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

visual basic @visualbasic97 my friend had a job interview but it turned out to be an elaborate parking scam. they make you park in a specific parking structure and charge you like $30 then give you a 10 minute bs interview lol 6:22 PM • 01 Jul 22 • Twitter for iPhone

hmmm iz dis1 believable chat

threads is a shitshow

ayo hol up

Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world

I really wish I could've told my parents not to fucking have me

I’m not anti-social, I was just raised in a culture that hates itself and talking to people like that is exhausting.

Hey guys, I hate to dip into your road trip fund, but I'm kinda hungry. Could I get a couple bucks to eat?