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Sir Almaviva

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Lover of trams, classical music, maths, tea and cats. Member of the cycling lobby. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น immigrant in ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, dual national. Refugees are welcome, racists are not. Lover of "Italian Effeminacy and Italian Nonsense" (i.e. opera, according to Jonathan Swift)

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"Policy has been successful"

03.03.2026 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did he mean "stop from doing the far right thing"?

03.03.2026 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘‡

03.03.2026 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We need to have an honest conversation about topic X" a lot of the time just means "I want you to agree with my ideas on topic X"

03.03.2026 11:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Foreign-born Citizens" are actually just called citizens.

"Foreign-born voters" are just called voters

"non-citizen voters" (yes, this is a thing here in ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง) are just voters.

03.03.2026 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 674    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I mean, some middle income people will even *be* immigrants!

03.03.2026 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spainish?

03.03.2026 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With a hangover scythe, clearly.

03.03.2026 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not immigrants who did austerity.
It's not immigrants who voted for Brexit.
It's not immigrants who cancelled HS2 and stopped rail electrification.
It's not immigrants who stopped the Leeds tram.

I can go on, you get the idea.
Politicians/voters please stop blaming us for your own failures.

03.03.2026 08:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"And instead hides under a cache-misรจre of its own mythology"

03.03.2026 08:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bizet: Carmen, Act II: Non, tu ne m'aimes pas!
YouTube video by Teresa Berganza - Topic Bizet: Carmen, Act II: Non, tu ne m'aimes pas!

"Le ciel ouvert, la vie errante,
Pour pays l'univers, et pour loi ta volontรฉ,
Et surtout la chose enivrante,
La libertรฉ! La libertรฉ!"

๐ŸŽถ

03.03.2026 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my time in the UK I've been asked if I was:

- German (by far the most common, apparently it's the accent's fault)
- Danish (by a taxi driver, before I could even speak, no idea why)
- Czechoslovak (by a guy in line behind me in a chippy, surprised to discover I was Italian, also no idea why)

03.03.2026 06:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shabana Mahmood says, "โ€œDenmark shows us how to be firm but fair". But what are the right lessons for the UK to draw from Denmark?

Ahead of the asylum announcement next week, let's see what the Danish example & evidence shows ๐Ÿงต

28.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

With some planning, investment and good delivery I believe we could become one of the best cycling city-regions in Europe, if we wanted to. Sure, some bits are hilly, but a lot of the area Is flat.

02.03.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now that he failed to become an MP (or even to be selected), maybe Andy Burnham could focus on delivering safe, connected, segregated cycling/active travel infrastructure across Greater Manchester, like I believe is the plan (the delivery can be improved though) and would be very useful.

02.03.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"People should make a convincing argument" says person who is not open to being convinced.

02.03.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Human beings are cool and igaf where they were born (and neither should you). Is that good enough?

02.03.2026 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Borders are stupid, passports & visas are an incredibly modern invention, people should be able to live wherever they like.

02.03.2026 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I had blocked him already, quelle surprise.

02.03.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Refugee status becomes temporary in asylum shake-up Adults and accompanied children claiming asylum will only receive refugee status for 30 months under the changes.

Abysmal, immoral, cruel, small hearted, tiny minded, ineffective, undemocratic, and just generally utterly indecent. What a bitter godforesaken disappointment these people are.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

02.03.2026 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1879    ๐Ÿ” 556    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

"I lost because I'm a massive racist. Here's what this tells us about Britain"

02.03.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is exactly my ideology.

02.03.2026 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why can't French people eat two eggs?

Because one is un oeuf.

02.03.2026 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, Shabana Mahmood, people seeing failing state support and crumbing infrastructure don't have either legitimate concerns or a legitimate grievance against immigrants, refugees or asylum seekers.

They have a legitimate grievance against governments.

02.03.2026 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 917    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Vile, repulsive stuff from Badenoch.

02.03.2026 10:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Just playing devil's advocate here..."

I am sure Mr Devil can afford as many advocates as he pleases. I'm sure Herr Satan will not run out of defenders. You don't need to volunteer.

02.03.2026 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When immigrants don't earn a lot, we are bad because we don't contribute. If we earn a lot we are also bad, apparently, because we benefit the rich. There is no way to appease people who will come up with post hoc rationalisations to justify why we are deleterious anyway.

02.03.2026 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Starmer had any sense he would sack her now. Alas...

02.03.2026 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This illustrates well what I've come to think is the ideology of the current Labour leadership: "Racism against non-white British people is bad, but xenophobia is acceptable"

02.03.2026 07:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"We are interested in integration": the policies she promotes say the opposite, they will make integration harder

02.03.2026 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0