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a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room wearing a black under armour shirt and a necklace . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch in a living room wearing a black under armour shirt and a necklace .

Gay camping:
-Theme party outfits ✅
- Jockstraps ✅
- 17 Swimsuits ✅

"Did you pack your sunblock and bug spray?

I know it's hot out there NYC but those rubber flip flops are not the answer guys.

If you're out and about on June 20th and like to see bad drag performed by a bunch of gays with no business on stage then stop by Rockbar NYC. I can't guarantee you'll win a prize but I can guarantee shameless men in wigs.
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“What Senator Alex Padilla did today was political theater.”

--Kristi Noem, the Head of Costuming, Hair, and Makeup at Political Theater

If you're out and about on June 20th and like to see bad drag performed by a bunch of gays with no business on stage then stop by Rockbar NYC. I can't guarantee you'll win a prize but I can guarantee shameless men in wigs.
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Y'all, come on now. They don't plan on paying anyone in the factories.

It will be a Medicaid requirement or they will enact a work-for-release program for our prison system like El Salvador has.

a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink shirt says " please make it stop " ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a pink shirt says " please make it stop "

And by "it" she means you @schumer.senate.gov

This is a tactic to assist ICE

Republicans vote against move to stop ICE deporting US citizens One Democrat lawmaker called the situation "bats**t crazy."

And there it is. Republicans vote to allow the administration to deport US citizens.
Remember that thing they all said would never happen? They all just voted for it.

Target donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration, a first for the retailer that imports about half of its merchandise Target made its first-ever donation to a presidential inauguration this year by contributing $1 million to President Trump's 2025 Inaugural Committee.

In case you need more inspiration to research where you shop.

I know this is a serious conversation, but when did Buttigieg become Daddy Pete?
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Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab - Apps on Google Play What’s that bird? Just answer 5 questions, snap a photo, or record its song!

The Merlin app is basically Pokemon Go for birds. They got me gal.

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"And activities"
What activities you doing that cost $3k?

I'm not gonna say I like the pope or any leader of an organized religion, but I don't know a single gay who was upset with him using the term faggotry. Mary knew exactly what she was saying and so did we. 💁‍♂️

Let the haunting begin.

CityMD what exactly are you trying to say?

Hubble finds Uranus full of surprises after 20 years of observations Until recently, Uranus seemed like a fairly calm, blue-green planet. But new findings from Hubble paint a different picture of Uranus.

Why thank you Mr. Hubble.

Stranger has sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train, body robbed twice Cops are now searching for both men and released surveillance footage of the suspect they say violated and robbed the corpse.

@katya-zamo.bsky.social you good gurl?

Read the room gurl.

Chucky, buddy, stop.

Spectacular view of 100,000 people attending the #HandsOff march in NYC

Nintendo delays Switch 2 preorders because of Trump tariffs Preorders of the new Nintendo console were supposed to start next week.

You thought that other Luigi was a problem? Beware the wrath of Nintendo fans.

Maybe you should try disruption. You ain't getting reelected so you might as well go out with a bang.

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

Y'all come on... You know he's triggering a drop so he and all his supervillain friends can invest while the market is in the toilet. Then sell it to the normies when the market is behaving again.

Who's next?

Cory Booker breaks a 68-year-old Senate record with a 25-hour speech The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech sh...

The New Jersey Democrat spent more than 25 hours criticizing the Trump administration's policies on immigration, education, the economy and more since 7 p.m. ET Monday. He ended his marathon speech shortly after 8 p.m. on Tuesday.

Being gay means getting a thank you card from your friend thanking you for the "VERY GENEROUS" (underlined) wedding gift and immediately having to search your credit card bill to remind yourself if you actually did send the gift or if your friend's being a shady cunt (I did send the gift, phew)

Clearly.