Why does this feel like the last episode??? Does Dr. Emily Zarka know I’ll kms??? 🤨 youtu.be/vUwRaWLEZnk?...
05.09.2025 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why does this feel like the last episode??? Does Dr. Emily Zarka know I’ll kms??? 🤨 youtu.be/vUwRaWLEZnk?...
05.09.2025 01:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FAWK FINALLY
04.09.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Been trying to put these earrings in for over an hour
04.09.2025 23:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Finna play the sims 🙄
04.09.2025 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My dad is gonna make a fruit salad so I gotta be nice to him 🙄
04.09.2025 20:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When you’re so tired and so ADHD that you forget to jerk off
03.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHERE DID THIS NIGGA PARK ON MARS???
02.09.2025 16:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The way these have no flavor I was kinda pissed cmon Mr O’Neal!!!
30.08.2025 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ayyye just did something risky! 😋
25.08.2025 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally just remembered who I was and the game changed ijbol
25.08.2025 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God I want him to choke me so fucking bad bro…
24.08.2025 22:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@jockjamz.bsky.social ever since you tweeted this my stomach be hurting whenever i see this 😭😭
24.08.2025 07:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They came back! open.spotify.com/track/1xWCmF...
24.08.2025 13:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t say shit on twitter like “giving the bottom head >>>>>>” freely like I can on here! ☹️
22.08.2025 22:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And it’s such a shame because I genuinely like my mutuals on there, although I like how lowkey it is over here
22.08.2025 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Truly like so draining
22.08.2025 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remembered how much I hated twitter guys
22.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Standing in the town square and screaming that I’m going non-verbal for the next hour and a half
21.08.2025 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How do I tell him I want him to step on my face while we both jerk off???
20.08.2025 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes I’m gagged he actually wants to fw me like damn I’m actually cool as fuck and not off putting!?? (I knew that idk if everyone else did!)
20.08.2025 22:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idgaf if people THINK I’m crazy I just don’t wanna be held against my will
20.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not being able to tell people about how a tarot reading you did for yourself a couple days ago is coming to pass and it’s also aligned with your horoscope you read on multiple platforms every day because people will genuinely think you’re crazy…
20.08.2025 21:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love this photo of me
20.08.2025 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cyborg from teen titans >>>>>>
20.08.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh, is the concept of a cyborg in its like original mid century sci-fi context like a ship of Theseus thing about “when do you stop being human?”Because I really don’t give a fuck…sorry Issac Asimov
20.08.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okay so what’s actually up with the substrate that’s usually at the bottom of a fucking Yoo-hoo?..I’m frightened.
19.08.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me listening to boyfriend asmr videos on YouTube: “yo can this guy shut the FUCK up!?”
19.08.2025 21:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HITTITE JUMP-SCARE BITCH
19.08.2025 19:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sending death threats in cuneiform
19.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0