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@altmer.bsky.social

im mink and my humors are unbalanced high bimbo of eulmore gay emet-selch enjoyer he/him, joke maker, budding gay little book writer best viewed with netscape navigator πŸ”žβ™ΏοΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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why do we have to preface talking about awful people β€œi wish them no harm” i wish them harm. i wish every fucking moron who voted for this nightmare harm tenfold. I wish them no joy, no feelings of safety, no community. i wish them a long life filled with misery. i wish them a bad death.

10.03.2026 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bro.

09.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2080    πŸ” 795    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

trans people are the reason Bluesky exists and has gotten to where it is today IN SPITE OF Jay Graeber, actually.

09.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 361    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky is only where it is now because of furries, fujoshi, trans people, artists fed up with ai being forced onto them, people who want elon musk to blow his brains out and others tired of the nazi site formerly known as twitter
disrespectfully jay is a fucking idiot who wont be missed

10.03.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bluesky is where it is today solely on the efforts of the courageous artists drawing the horniest gay art ever to grace a timeline 🫑

09.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1510    πŸ” 401    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

to be quite honest bluesky is what it is because twitter catastrophically fucked up like 30 times in a row

10.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Pixar was the single handed most misogyny I ever experienced to my face in my life, stemming from my work being "too girlish" with an insinuated, but never directly stated "and too gay", while also complaining that I was perplexing for not behaving like their perception of a normal "woman"

09.03.2026 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1693    πŸ” 476    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
Illustration of a monk daydreaming at his desk, looking like he was working on some kind of spreadsheet on a parchment, some doodles on the page showing he may have been a bit distracted for a bit
Behind him are what looks like the doodles on the page in a vague medieval art style but better of him being saved from a dragon by a valiant knight, then the monk gently holding the knight in both of the drawings, a glorified portrait of the knight hidden in the middle of the other drawings, flowers and little stars all around and a few hearts

Illustration of a monk daydreaming at his desk, looking like he was working on some kind of spreadsheet on a parchment, some doodles on the page showing he may have been a bit distracted for a bit Behind him are what looks like the doodles on the page in a vague medieval art style but better of him being saved from a dragon by a valiant knight, then the monk gently holding the knight in both of the drawings, a glorified portrait of the knight hidden in the middle of the other drawings, flowers and little stars all around and a few hearts

Brother, I think you're a bit too distracted thinking of your best friend there,,,,

Get back to work!

#art #oc #artsky

26.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 151    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

oh well ig ill pack matcha packets and tea bags tomorrow

10.03.2026 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my poor knees!!!!!!

10.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it might snow tonight huh???????????? no

10.03.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#dothack #γƒ‰γƒƒγƒˆγƒγƒƒγ‚― #art

08.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have gotten stoned and mulled it ove: this cunt brings oregano to the rotation

10.03.2026 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is actually how my cursed Online brain read the post

21.08.2023 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1161    πŸ” 249    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 2
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Long-tailed Bug

[ #art #pokemon #scolipede ]

09.03.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1805    πŸ” 678    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
TY Beanie Boos "Godfrey" the Tan Halloween Spider 6" stuffed animal toy

TY Beanie Boos "Godfrey" the Tan Halloween Spider 6" stuffed animal toy

After getting this spider beanie baby named "Godfrey" from a Chemist Warehouse discount bin, my 6 year old has been finding toy spiders and naming them "God Two", "God One", "God Zero", and mused this morning, "I'm thinking of having 100 Gods".

15.08.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 826    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 3

12/10

10.03.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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world cold and hard, tiddy warm and soft
...do you think they love each other?
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#art #ocs #lesbian #TheLeashOfYourLove

06.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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please, rate this creature from 1-10 ✨
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#art #ocs #lesbian #TheLeashOfYourLove

03.03.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
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My childhood unironically

09.03.2026 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2404    πŸ” 937    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

and when sampo does show up he brings fucking oregano

10.03.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nightmare blunt rotation: kafka (disappears with the pipe), sampo (begs, will not pass), blade (holds it in so the weed smoke kills him), sparkle (sparkle)

10.03.2026 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

sampo hogs the pipe and begs

10.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ur stuck in the backrooms with half the nightmare blunt rotation (kafka and sampo)

10.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the frozen aisle one is so worth the price……u should try their cauliflower spice one too

10.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im so glad i swapped to deezer

10.03.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

fuckiny cramps ruining my appetite for anything beyond an edible and a protein bar yet cheese curds still sound good

10.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

paneer is def vegetarian friendly
aka the best cheese

10.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0