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Dragon Cobolt

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I'm Dragon Cobolt, formerly of Twitter! I write erotica SF and erotica fantasy! He/Him

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And this, again, breaks down once we get more complicated than β€œthey went that way, sir!” while pointing in the wrong direction

06.03.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the power fantasies of TTRPGs is that you can use the extremely easy skill of system mastery to vicariously have something that takes years to learn (like sword fighting or lying) or is flatly impossible (like superpower, magic, or being an ethical billionaire)

06.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This idea breaks down the second you try and imagine any kind of persuasion more complex than like β€œcan I be paid more than five gold coins?” I’m not a Byzantine spymaster, I’m not actually good at math organizing and executing intrigue and deception

06.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Update 5: Second Gig Setting: Wards Β· Hard Wired Island: Second Gig Hey there! We're coming up on halfway through the campaign, and we've crested 400 backers. That's good news! As usual, you can help out by spreading the word and informing your friends/forums/priest.A...

Second Gig KS update! Going into a little more detail about the new locations and NOT making any inappropriate jokes

06.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh that's even better

06.03.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i stil think the most evocative title for a TTRPG was @fsohns.bsky.social's "it will rain for two million years"

06.03.2026 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

...man, it's wild to finally, actually see someone use the term war crime and war criminal correct, Londo Mollari knowingly aids and abets in multiple contraventions of the intergalactic laws of war, including the use of kinetic bolides against civilian targets, collective punishment, ecetera

06.03.2026 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Back on my goblin bullshit. I just needed something fucked up to hit me and I'll be posting new goblins soon <3

06.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunityβ€”you are appreciated more than words can express!!!

05.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9638    πŸ” 3853    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 86

so i only just now learned that the discover tab is broken and useless because I never fucking touch the thing because the very idea makes me want to fucking die

06.03.2026 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if i had to pick The Most Star Wars scene in all of Star Wars, it's the imperial officers meeting in the death star in a new hope

a bunch of military guys are talking about politics, and also a wizard is there

that's it that's the franchise

06.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 243    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

The battle seemed to be going really against me until it turns out that, uh, spears?

real good

@rvengefulobster.bsky.social write that down, spears are REALLY good in Warhammer

06.03.2026 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

it's wild that my Total War Warhammer games and my The Old World Warhammer games are both about me not being good at keeping rats from eating my wizards while my artillery is less effective than it seems

06.03.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

my wizard got eaten by rats πŸ˜”

06.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotrek? AND Felix?

in THIS economy!?

06.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the doomwheel ALMOST but does not QUITE get into melee

06.03.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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rats! Aahaaaa!

06.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so far, the warhammer battle has been me shooting an unbelivable amount of rats, but they're gonna be in melee soon!

06.03.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having gone over my outreach resource to get people to review Zephyr, and having seen several out now, I'm thinking to myself that while we have more indie review channels than I thought we did (though we still have very few), what does sting is that many indie review content is made either in...

06.03.2026 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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honestly, for two direct mortar hits, I kinda expected more casualties

06.03.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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see, it DOES have a core @leaftilde.bsky.social

06.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Empire stands ready!

06.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that wasn't war, that was mostly just fucking

06.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Home!!!!

Warhammer: The Old World in 20 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!

06.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The show, all less than one season of it, rested entirely on the shoulders of the characters, and you can't simply bring that cast back like nothing happened for a number of reasons at this point. Practically all you've got is banking your hopes on the IP itself, which okay man, best of luck I guess

05.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! But it also kinda feels like it’s not my story to tell? Not without a lot of research and such

05.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s bad!!!! It’s bad and doesn’t make any fucking sense, Mal is from this fucking culture, there’s no indication that ANYONE else thinks of companions as anything but totally normal!

05.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t make the rules, it’s very erotic to peel off your girlfriend’s skin suit and admire her tail

05.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have an erotic sci fi romance that I am completely unequipped to write about a nice Jewish boy who finds out his girlfriend is a secret reptilian (who themselves are, ironically, religious refugees from the greater galaxy who has no idea how problematic their disguise was until five years in)

05.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The best I can offer is an extremely horny Warhammer the old world game

05.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0