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And this, again, breaks down once we get more complicated than “they went that way, sir!” while pointing in the wrong direction

One of the power fantasies of TTRPGs is that you can use the extremely easy skill of system mastery to vicariously have something that takes years to learn (like sword fighting or lying) or is flatly impossible (like superpower, magic, or being an ethical billionaire)

This idea breaks down the second you try and imagine any kind of persuasion more complex than like “can I be paid more than five gold coins?” I’m not a Byzantine spymaster, I’m not actually good at math organizing and executing intrigue and deception

Update 5: Second Gig Setting: Wards · Hard Wired Island: Second Gig Hey there! We're coming up on halfway through the campaign, and we've crested 400 backers. That's good news! As usual, you can help out by spreading the word and informing your friends/forums/priest.A...

Second Gig KS update! Going into a little more detail about the new locations and NOT making any inappropriate jokes

oh that's even better

i stil think the most evocative title for a TTRPG was @fsohns.bsky.social's "it will rain for two million years"

...man, it's wild to finally, actually see someone use the term war crime and war criminal correct, Londo Mollari knowingly aids and abets in multiple contraventions of the intergalactic laws of war, including the use of kinetic bolides against civilian targets, collective punishment, ecetera

Back on my goblin bullshit. I just needed something fucked up to hit me and I'll be posting new goblins soon <3

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunity—you are appreciated more than words can express!!!

so i only just now learned that the discover tab is broken and useless because I never fucking touch the thing because the very idea makes me want to fucking die

if i had to pick The Most Star Wars scene in all of Star Wars, it's the imperial officers meeting in the death star in a new hope

a bunch of military guys are talking about politics, and also a wizard is there

that's it that's the franchise

The battle seemed to be going really against me until it turns out that, uh, spears?

real good

@rvengefulobster.bsky.social write that down, spears are REALLY good in Warhammer

it's wild that my Total War Warhammer games and my The Old World Warhammer games are both about me not being good at keeping rats from eating my wizards while my artillery is less effective than it seems

my wizard got eaten by rats 😔

Gotrek? AND Felix?

in THIS economy!?

the doomwheel ALMOST but does not QUITE get into melee

rats! Aahaaaa!

so far, the warhammer battle has been me shooting an unbelivable amount of rats, but they're gonna be in melee soon!

Having gone over my outreach resource to get people to review Zephyr, and having seen several out now, I'm thinking to myself that while we have more indie review channels than I thought we did (though we still have very few), what does sting is that many indie review content is made either in...

honestly, for two direct mortar hits, I kinda expected more casualties

see, it DOES have a core @leaftilde.bsky.social

The Empire stands ready!

that wasn't war, that was mostly just fucking

Home!!!!

Warhammer: The Old World in 20 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!

The show, all less than one season of it, rested entirely on the shoulders of the characters, and you can't simply bring that cast back like nothing happened for a number of reasons at this point. Practically all you've got is banking your hopes on the IP itself, which okay man, best of luck I guess

Thank you! But it also kinda feels like it’s not my story to tell? Not without a lot of research and such

It’s bad!!!! It’s bad and doesn’t make any fucking sense, Mal is from this fucking culture, there’s no indication that ANYONE else thinks of companions as anything but totally normal!

I don’t make the rules, it’s very erotic to peel off your girlfriend’s skin suit and admire her tail

I have an erotic sci fi romance that I am completely unequipped to write about a nice Jewish boy who finds out his girlfriend is a secret reptilian (who themselves are, ironically, religious refugees from the greater galaxy who has no idea how problematic their disguise was until five years in)

The best I can offer is an extremely horny Warhammer the old world game