David Bureš

Jak lze vidět, když někoho pošlu do prdele, není to omylem

Just for fun, I decided to see if the LLMs are useful for suggesting names for apps based on a few requirements.

I must say that I have been surprised, as I have never seen worse suggestions.

Reminds me of that IRA quote to Thatcher. They need to be lucky only once; we need to be lucky every time

Finna learn about incest

During socialism, this train station had a hotel, restaurant, cafe, even a hairdresser

Now, there’s a low-quality bakery chain, a struggling bookstore that sells Trump books, and the access to the toilets has been busted for three months. Loving the freedom that I have now thanks to capitalism

Guys, are there any Slovenes (🇸🇮) among my followers? If so, I really need some help…

Got new bands for the braces yesterday, ate curry today, and now they are yellow and I can't brush it out

Free Robux

It’s infuriating how once your family / society pegs you as a loser, and you succeed despite their best efforts, everyone starts HATING you

I wonder if there’s an explanation for that

Funny how Photos lets you name people in saved memes

You are absolutely right!

Got an app idea:
You put in a Reddit username, and based on your requirements, it will go through the last few comments of that user and use an LLM to tell you if it’s worth arguing with them
Like and subscribe and hit that bell if you want to follow the development
#swift #swiftui #macdev #iOSDev

Hysterický, jak doprava balíku do Itálie mě stála 30 korun, ale Balíkovna jenom uvnitř Čech 150. Jak nám ta privatizace dobře funguje, co?

Another tip, don’t buy anything plastic. This one is made from oak

Home improvement tip: use a spice organizer for cleaning up messy medicine drawers. This one is from Obi

Babiš

I have filled out the survey with exactly what I think, and I urge everyone to do the same

So that means investment housing and speculation will be banned immediately, right? Or is that a taboo because it would anger the rich sponsors and oligarchs that control the governments?

I had to buy a server-grade SSD because normal disks keep failing on me, and had to take a loan from my grandparents to finance it 😭

The server is functional again

#CorkApp

I bought a replacement disk, but because the old one is much more broken than it seemed at first, I’m only getting reads of about 10kB/s, so it will take a while to migrate

#CorkApp

Moleskine really fell off. I’ve had this notebook for hardly a month and it’s already peeling… I have only had it on my desk, too.

Does anyone know any better alternatives? :/

Cork 1.5.6 Out: Big Changes This will be the last actively supported release for macOS 13, which has been hovering around 2% usage for the last year, as a result of a poll on Discord, Bluesky and Mastodon.

Cork version 1.5.6 is out.

This update includes a rewrite of the Homebrew pinning system for 20x performance, pinning from sidebar, and more.

open.substack.com/pub/corkapp/...

corkmac.app

discord.gg/kUHg8uGHpG

#swift #swiftUI #macOS #opensource #buildinpublic #macdev #homebrew #CorkApp

Bruh why is there an advertisement for a fucking movie on the state news. It’s not even marked as a sponsored segment

If I see one more of those error messages that go "Aww shuckies, we fuckied uppied! There appears to be a funky wunky problem with the code monkeys!" I will go on a rampage

I just discovered there was an outage of the Cork server again… nobody told me, so I think nobody was affected, but I want to be transparent. I discovered it's due to a failing drive, which I will replace ASAP. Money is a bit tight right now.

#CorkApp

Friendship ended with American sci-fi, now Chinese sci-fi is my best friend

I reject / ignore anything written by AI outright

I just stumbled upon this vintage notification design in the Czech rail app

For your enjoyment, I asked various LLMs to write this post:

DeepSeek: pastebin.com/eCaQ6Wi9
Le Chat: pastebin.com/2UbcSRUg
ChatGPT: chatgpt.com/s/t_687d3ed8...
Gemini: g.co/gemini/share... (refused lol)
Grok: grok.com/share/c2hhcm...