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A person is surrounded by stars. Text reads: "I'm so lucky and beautiful btw".

I have a very high luck stat.

Vyper's vibes
#Deadlock

shit i stayed up til 6:30am playing pokopia fuck dude im a fucking ditto it's basically all over

fuck

screenshot of samus aran from metroid prime 4. she is absorbing purple energy into her chest and her visor is glowing purple.

unlike other metroid games, in this one samus is purple

a hand holding a credit card with a front facing image of a gray wolf on it. there are gundam model kits in the background.

yeah, no worries, i got this. put it on my wolfcard

walter white with a dropper in front of test tubes

gamefreak moving the color dropper one pixel to the left to engineer the lamest shiny ever created

see horse girl on train
ask "why the long face"
get kicked in the head and die instantly

YESSSSS
i missed you!! it's been too long!!!

sealed in canister bionicle kohrak 8565

KOHRAK, THE ICE BOHROK

Brilliant Crown A single drop of Red liquid fell from my branched skull. Where it struck the ground Golden tendrils probed deep into the earth. A sprout emerged. Every inch of my being Radiated a terrible heat. I worried I might set alight and burn to ashes. Maybe I did. All the colors shimmered and swam Together in a pulsing, Rainbowed tangle. I rose.

poetry?

what kinda rhythm game is that, like a bossa nova beat?

if i ever have a kid (which i won't) i'm gonna name that little fucker "chudley." or maybe "hippopotamus."

this is why soup is an affront to god

whenever i get mad i have to go into another room for fifteen minutes and think really hard about vengeance to calm down

sorry, waiter, but it's pronounced "gore MET," not whatever the fuck you just said

sebulba's homemade malastare dug chili

FUCCKKKKKKKKKKK 😭

only once

today is national eat a whole bag of goldfish day. feel free to join in. whatever flavor you want! just eat the whole bag.

master grade tallgeese model kit from the front. holding dober gun and shield.

master grade tallgeese model kit from the back. backpack thrusters visible.

master grade tallgeese model kit from the back. backpack thrusters visible and pivoted to the side.

finished the master grade tallgeese!! really cool kit, fun build! probably wanna get some proper poctures of this one with the DSLR one of these days...

onto the backlog!

my special interest is shattering into a million tiny pieces and putting myself back together again

(practicing in mirror) I bet you think I'm the worst mother ever. Ahem. You must think I'm the worst mother ever. (pulling my hair out) Look what you're doing to me (my cat beats the bathroom door until it opens) Little freaker. Freak pervert. Small body pervert

waterslides added!

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

two halves of the master grade tallgeese backpack. one is open showing the thrusters.

two halves of the master grade tallgeese backpack. both are open and showing the thrusters.

oooouuuuh BABY that's a sexy backpack
gotta put waterslides on these tomorrow and i can finally finish the mg tallgeese

Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells

olympic figure skating commentators:

so this guy was dog shit. basically a waste of air. his routine made me want to drink dirty dish water. and that music? trite.

New Roots

Color experiment :>

everyone tells me about potatoes but i'm certain there's no such animal