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Hey I’m back 💋

Just finished Emily in Paris and omgggggg bitches I can’t wait for the Rome season 🥵🥵🥵

In other news, I am making like 15 pounds of potatoes into latkes tomorrow with my mom and my husband and my two-year-old running around, send Jewish luck and prayers my way babes

Unpopular opinion: I like Post Malone‘s older stuff, but his new stuff sounds crazy. Why does he sound like he is yodeling, why is his voice shaking around like that, not really here for it, please don’t come for me

You know what’s frustrating? My husband insists on playing FIFA in his free time, but the game literally just makes him stressed out and angry. Pick another pastime my dude.

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MILs do have that tendency

Bouta swing on the universe fr fr

Can’t a bitch just vibe and play stardew

The fact that I have to wrap more presents tonight is CRAZY

There is no tired like “end of the last week before winter break as a teacher with a toddler - tired”

Any advice for me, my two year old says she doesn’t want Santa to come. She has never done the picture on the lap (creepy IMO) and we’ve read her all the books, have shown her some videos, and she sings all the songs.

My favorite part of this experience was coming downstairs after a shower and I see my husband making a color-coded spreadsheet to track her baseline data and growth by comparing previous reports. God, I love this man.

Got my daughter’s report from daycare aligning her progress with the early childhood state standards. As an educator I am fascinated by the data and I strive to help my toddler excel in whatever areas she needs or is drawn to by interest.

Funny comic strip. Two people, one says “how’d you know that?”. The other replies, “a little birdie told me”. First person says to a small bird “what the hell man”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

cotton candy grapes!

that is all

what's wild is when I block someone on here they are also instantly killed in real life. I don't know why they entrusted me with this power but I fully intend to abuse it

100%

Husband got Netflix again after a 6 month hiatus.

Immediately started Outer Banks new season.

So does all of the music I listen to now until the end of the year not count towards anything in terms of Spotify wrapped? Interesting.

Definitely don’t love that setting, not because of my husband (I tell him what’s on my mind with no filter daily without any hesitation)

My Scorpio rising is itching for private account settings ugh

Not me telling my husband that I was going to find him and block him on BlueSky so I can periodically complain about him lmaooo

But then I find out that when you block someone on here they can still view your tweets, but they just can’t respond or retweet

Thread on Scorpio risings

This is a part of a series on the rising signs not necessarily in Zodiacal order

Scorpio risings are here to cultivate intimacy, transform themselves & everyone around them. They seek depth.

The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.

Moved X off my Home Screen. People, this is a big deal. Get in babe, we’re moving to BlueSky

Toddler has a fever 😩😔

But do I have to stop listening to GloRilla and go to work???

Tired is an understatement 😩

Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.