I mean, obviously.
The correct thing to do when DHS or ICE or any of these thugs makes a claim like this one -- the only thing to do, really -- is presume they are lying.
Because they always are.
They are state-sponsored Klan members, and should be treated accordingly.
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Hope it's swamp land and it keeps sinking!
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Trump to order federal troops to Baltimore to fight crime: βWe have the right to do itβ
President Donald Trump said Tuesday that he will order federal troops to Baltimore to fight crime after weeks of flirting with the idea.
Courts have struck down the Presidentβs use of the military to police American cities and American citizens, but heβs not stoppingβ¦.and my Congressman, the Chair of the βFreedom Caucusβ has been cheering this on. This is not normal and the American people do not accept it. #freebaltimore #freeDC
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Jimmy Kimmel and other late-night comedians have certainly said things about me that I found offensive, even outrageous.
It never crossed my mind to call up the networks and say, "Hey, get rid of this guy." Because that's not how America works~Hillary Clinton
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βOn June 15, 1992, [Dan] Quayle altered 12-year-old student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" at the MuΓ±oz Rivera Elementary School spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey. He was the subject of widespread ridicule for his error.β β @wikipedia.org
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I am on Act Blue all the time and have never seen that. Do you have reporting that backs this up?
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Maybe every Republican legislator does it. I get requests from Democrats for money all the time and NONE of them ever have the Make it Monthly box checked by default.
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I got it too and reported it as spam.
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βTry Getting Healthcare in a Small Townβ will be the title of my next country hit.
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Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials
Researchers Train Mice To Choose Between Life-Saving Medications And Other Essentials theonion.com/researc...
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If it took 8 days to build a massive concentration camp in Florida then it means they could build and house the homeless at any point but choose not to
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As Leader, half of his job is communicating. So, maybe he should move aside and let someone who can communicate while fighting take over.
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Yeah. He was Penn State, not U Penn.
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If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
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He left me off this time for some reason. I think he left off at least two of his wives as well.
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Thank you Senator @schatz.bsky.social! It's about time the Senate Democrats start actually pushing back.
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creator credit
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NEW: My staff just got ahold of this memo from House Budget Committee Republicans. It's lengthy and hard to digest but it tells us exactly how Republicans plan to sell out the American people for another round of tax cuts to the rich. We're breaking down the highlights as we go:
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Another audition to replace Thomas on SCOTUS, naturally.
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It helps if you imagine auto-correct as a tiny elf in your phone who's trying so hard to be helpful but is, in fact, quite drunk.
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Is this the beginning of "Grab 'em by the Canal?"
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βNo Way To Prevent This,β Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
βNo Way To Prevent This,β Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
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The US health care industry in one graph.
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