Fake LNP

Herzog should visit because he's not really a politician, he didn't really sign bombs, he didn't really incite genocide that didn't really happen despite all the dead children.

#auspol #insiders

Speersy just set a record for asking the same question 10 times and still not getting the answer he wanted.
#auspol #insiders

Break-ups are difficult but the make-up sex is going to be awesome.
#auspol #insiders

The Joyce-Hansen lovechild will be a creature to behold.
With gloves.

#auspol

Let’s hope the International Criminal Court doesn’t issue a warrant for the arrest of Herzog whilst he is in Australia because the government would be obliged to arrest him.

#auspol

It's fine for Israel's President Herzog to visit Australia. He's very popular in Palestine.

Many people there even have his autograph on their shell fragments.

#auspol

The Coalition is Strong!
#auspol

US citizens should leave Iran now. And probably the USA too.

Just a reminder that Madeleine King is on a "unity ticket" with Peter Malinauskas.

#auspol #lol

As brain farts go, Malinauskas' recent comments about Abdel-Fattah were 100% follow through.

#auspol #notevenashart

Australians are a bunch of anti-genocidal anti-semites and if you think that makes sense then no you don't where I?

#auspol

If your CV includes destroying a writer's festival maybe take a 12 month sabbatical.

#auspol

Buy a ticket to the Adelaide Writer's Festival if you don't want to miss out on the works of acclaimed author , Benjamin Netanyahoo.

#auspol

Clearly, the only suitable judge for a royal commission would be an Israeli judge.

#auspol

If you find yourself taken out by a drone strike in Sydney on New Year's , it's probably because you said something antisemitic like "Free Palestine" , or you were delivering food aid or something like that.

#auspol

Arming religious groups sounds like a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really,
good idea.

If you want to get innocent people killed.
#auspol

No, but they may be troubled by a dickhead.

A large, illegal gathering of reindeers pulling a sleigh have just been arrested. You can't be too careful.

#auspol

Today we can announce the formation of the Central Emotion Agency to ensure that everyone is shedding enough tears.

#auspol #SussanLey

Few people realize that the borders of Israel extend to Judea, Sumaria and New South Wales.

#auspol #nswpol

Things that don't contribute to antisemitism :

invasion, occupation, deliberate starvation, bombing hospitals

Things that are the sole and immediate cause of antisemitism :

jews peacefully protesting against genocide.

#auspol #nswpol

Albo and Minns have a lot of Chutzpah banning freedom.

Those of you previously chanting Free Palestine, will soon be chanting Free Australia.

For which you will be arrested.

#auspol #nswpol

Josh Frydenberg is right demand that we ban extremists from entering the country. #ABC730

Josh Frydenberg is deeply offended that a journalist asked him questions during an interview.
#abc730

And all you 9 year olds trying to read the #auspol tag must verify your identity before commenting on Australian politics.

Those of you criticizing Josh Frydenberg for being a genocide apologist are just as anti-semitic as all the other people who don't know how to conflate peaceful protest with hate speech.

#auspol

Thank goodness we have Josh Frydenberg to tell us that mass protests against genocide are the cause of mass murder.

#auspol

If you want to rort travel allowances, take a helicopter.
Anika Wells is an amateur.

#auspol

Looking for sponsors of the new Tassie stadium!!!
Early interest from debt collection agencies for some reason.

#politas

Can’t afford bread? Let them eat stadium!
#politas