louryn 💖⚡️🫧

shout out drum and bass

stay tuned for more breaking updates from a recovering people-pleaser

my brother in christ. how do you navigate the world like this

an interesting thing i’ve observed/learned firsthand in my early thirties is how absolutely unintelligent a Surprising Number of Grown Men sound when non-men stop trying to translate or interpret their terrible communication

so ready for wakaan sunsets

If you’re a Sims player, modder, or make videos/art/anything primarily around Sims, I’d like to chat about your feelings on EA’s private acquisition. My DMs are open here, can also be reached by email in bio or exal.04 on Signal

Huge week here @wired.com as we're rolling out our Politics Issue. First up, check out this cover, which we're also posting all over cities across the US.

we lowk need a tank

i asked my sister how school was going today and she unironically said “skibidi”

happy infrasound day to all whomst celebrate

🤐🤐🤐

sprinting around my moms house with my baby niece playing her drum and bass

an acquaintance of mine is constantly liking the horniest, most unhinged reels on instagram. i feel like there’s no way she knows that sometimes her followers can see it.

should i tell her?? BUT WHAT IF SHE DOES KNOW AND SHE DOESN’T CARE AND THEN I LOOK LIKE A PURITAN SCUMBAG?? much to consider

Telling myself “you aren’t allowed to be anxious” and seeing if that helps

at one point someone loudly whispered “she bald” and i could not contain myself

saw ‘weapons’ in a theater full of gen z kids and the whole theater was laughing and it was honestly so good and fun

thinking about when @homunculusdick.bsky.social said i had vegeta boots

this DJ just mashed together 2010 big sean with 2005 ying yang twins. i don’t know how to be normal about this

jerry from rick and morty, getting into a tube, sassing a receptionist. subtitles read “i know how to crawl in a tube”

OK then that was always allowed!!!

cool cool cool cool cool

happy new deftones day ❤️‍🔥

i lost my backed up myspace photos and i went to save them again and they’re all gone forever and i am SAD

NOTE TO SELF ALWAYS HAVE A BACKUP TO UR BACKUP

YouTube video by Chucklefish Wildekin - Reveal Trailer | Coming to PC & Xbox

EEEE

wildekin!!

a multiplayer game from chucklefish!!

i’m so excited!!!

sailing the seas of algorithmic whims or whatever primus said

longest “so true bestie” ever

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quite literally all of my problems could be fixed if i had more money

abe cunningham my beloved

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