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@bobbya51.bsky.social

Austin, TX

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a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button . ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .

lol

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a stuffed animal wearing sunglasses and a shirt is sitting at a keyboard . ALT: a stuffed animal wearing sunglasses and a shirt is sitting at a keyboard .
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I don’t think they drink enough raw milk

18.02.2026 02:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I loved The Saga Begins and Polkamon

18.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah it’s been a long time.

18.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No one swore by bay leaves like my grandma.

14.02.2026 17:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That damn pasta sauce

14.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really hope Iowa schedules them 😈

09.02.2026 21:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Relaxed and ready to melt into my recliner and eat buffalo chicken dip!!😋

08.02.2026 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Finland got launched into the sun

07.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😭😭😭

07.02.2026 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I could hear your sigh of relief from Texas

05.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I could go for sushi 🍣

05.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💔💔😢😢

30.01.2026 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🩷🙏🏻👏🏻

28.01.2026 03:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Started and stopped with the first Cars! lol

26.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hell Yeah. We should start calling this the Kimes height test.

26.01.2026 21:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For me personally it’s Gen 2. BUT Gen 3 is pretty darn good

25.01.2026 19:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Remove them. Defund them. Abolish them. Prosecute them.

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I learned in 9th grade geography lol

21.01.2026 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a weasel is standing in a field of purple flowers ALT: a weasel is standing in a field of purple flowers

Stoats!

16.01.2026 10:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🔥

13.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@aoc.bsky.social has this exactly right.

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Single-handedly keeping Philly in this

12.01.2026 00:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also, by their own standards, the cops protecting the Capitol on Jan 6 should have opened fire all over.

10.01.2026 23:25 — 👍 18516    🔁 3876    💬 816    📌 207
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thanos from avengers : infinity war is holding a glowing glove in his hand . ALT: thanos from avengers : infinity war is holding a glowing glove in his hand .
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A close-up of a t-shirt Homer Simpson wears in an episode of The Simpsons. The shirt has a graphic of Uncle Sam holding Earth with a big bite taken out of it as he prepares to take another. There is a slogan below the graphic that reads "TRY AND STOP US."

A close-up of a t-shirt Homer Simpson wears in an episode of The Simpsons. The shirt has a graphic of Uncle Sam holding Earth with a big bite taken out of it as he prepares to take another. There is a slogan below the graphic that reads "TRY AND STOP US."

This joke from The Simpsons continues to define American foreign policy.

03.01.2026 22:38 — 👍 316    🔁 88    💬 3    📌 1
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a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip ALT: a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip

Weather in Texas the past two weeks 😭

03.01.2026 23:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0