Myths Torture

Setting up "fairy" light to set the mood

Bedroom sounds like a colosseum

#sizesky

@mythmaestro.bsky.social

Nobody is stopping you from coming in here to lay at my feet on the comfy rug while I play games

Instead of sitting on the couch by yourself

My fiancee says I should post about my day, which was just me sitting around in my "gamer filth ™️" all day instead of cleaning or applying for jobs

" #neet "?

I want a pet rat

They're so cute

I got given little wine glasses
I guess I can share my wine with the good little bugs

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After working such a long tiring day the only thing left to do is sit on them

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already getting crushed by capitalism, why not get crushed by me
I'm much softer

Gonna tie some fishing wire to my fiancee like a leash
Give it a tug when they need a correction

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Put up a shelf in the living room for the punishment jars so I can see all the pretty little bugs I've collected

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The little ones seem to like being curled up in my lap in this cold rainy weather
Guess I'm going to watch some more movies

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We work hard in this household

My fiancee's birthday gift is getting in my water bottle of "juice"
Wink wink

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Going to buy my partner a doll house and lock them in there

They're too small to keep track of and I'm tired of accidentally stepping on them

How can I torment them if they're used to my opening acts

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Might have to hire a plumber
Everytime I take a bath sounds like there's some mousy screams

...can't seem to find the source

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Doesn't even pretend it's not on purpose either

Is that princess in your story supposed to be me???

...I've said some of these things

stop hiding in the couch to get me to sit on you

Whose going to bring me snacks if you're stuck under me

@mythmaestro.bsky.social
you pervert

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The cat just knocked one of my jars off the shelf
...enjoy the ride down :)

I'm sure they'll have fun hunting you for sport as you run for your lives

I know I'm entertained

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I like the way they scream when I squish them

*Stomp stomp*
So many bugs in my kitchen
Tehe

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Posted this while at work btw...

I've been introduced to new bugs to torture
...im gonna need more jars

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I like watching them squirm

It's where you belong

@mythmaestro.bsky.social
Sometimes I read my fiancee's posts out loud when he's home so he can learn what shame feels like <3