How is this supposed to inspire confidence? Why would Trump care about your angry face and sign while you sit quietly and respectfully? This is so embarrassing.

It’s like she’s trying to crack her spine in half

Dachshunds love to sleep as if they’re not at high risk for a serious spinal disorder

Welp! Better luck next time!

Well this is a bit insane

I guess I’m AI now (I went to law school and was on law review and took the bluebook very seriously)

I should say Carly Fiorina but I want to say iCarly (I hated that show)

You’re telling me this isn’t a spoof account?

Fortunately the manner in which it occurred was not spoiled and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it

goodbye goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky, you were more than just a short time…

Welp both the person killed and banished on traitors is spoiled for me. It’s been less than a day. Thanks internet

Tik tok take me with you

I haven’t watched a medical drama since watching House as a kid, but watching The Pitt as an adult with actual medical conditions makes me realize I might be a hypochondriac. Why did they have to include a guy with a gallstone dying?? I had gallstones!!! Yes the gallbladder is gone but WHAT IF

I don’t like cereal at all so no judgment lol!

I put Nutella on it, fold it up, and eat it like a little taco. The best weekend breakfast when I don’t wanna cook!

I microwave eggo waffles to make them soggy instead of toasting them

There’s so many horrible things about January but one of the most horrible things is that Trader Joe’s has substantially fewer sweet treats because apparently they think the holidays are the only time we’re allowed many, many sweet treats.

Like actually no I don’t want to have to explain exhaustion of administrative remedies to anyone. Why can’t you just sit over there and trust that highly paid lawyers filed a complaint correctly

People ask if I can stand watching lawyer tv shows knowing it’s all wrong but it’s actually tik tok commenters being so loud and so wrong literally anytime a woman dares to sue a man for *GASP* harassment that really grinds my gears

I do not like waking up on Thursday morning to see a tw*et about who won Survivor last night!! Give me at least 24 hours to watch it!!

I *hated* my boss at Target but everyone else was pretty chill. It actually bothered me more that the employee discount is only 10%.

I slept very well this weekend, thank you for asking!

I just know my body will naturally wake me up at 2 am these next 3 nights to check if Taylor did anything crazy at the eras tour just like I instinctively woke up at 3 am on election night to see who won the swing states

I guess I have to make my first post Willow being extremely comfortable while taking her midday nap in the sun