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Old people be so bad at expressing tone through email omg I literally convince myself that my coworkers hate me and then I see them in person and they’re so nice to me 🧍🏾‍♀️😭

6 train delayed in both directions what if I kms in front of andrew cuomo and change the trajectory of his life forever

Sitting on my fire escape, sipping wine, dissociating and listening to Hayley Williams I love living in New York City 🙂‍↕️

Like damn at least invite me if it’s gonna be like this 😭

Upstairs neighbor is throwing a Halloween party and my entire living room is shaking 😀

I feel …… lied to

JUST FOUND OUT THERES ANCHOVIES IN CESAR SALAD DRESSING ?????

I just think taking the 2/3 train home is so funny watching literally all of the white people get off at 96th st 💀

At a conference and a presenter said “if there is a new presidential administration …”

And I’m glad we’re all acknowledging where we’re at rn

It’s found out about the NYC tax lien sale list

Some people are so evil … imagine your whole job is buying people out of their family homes 😭😭😭 like how do you even come up with that 😭😭😭

Favorite part of office drama is me and the bestie coworker dming in teams making fun of everyone on the group call

Made these BANGIN apple cider cookies I love fall

ego death at a bachelorette party is one of the best albums of all time

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Just moved my car for the LAST TIME EVER !!!!!!

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Listening to my coworkers explain the environmental detriments of ai to our boss from the other side of the cubical wall

$10 for a cashiers check is so lowdown and ghetto

Like my life would really be so much better if they didn’t fuck me over 🥲🥲🥲

Nobody hates my landlord like me rn omg

Pentecostals be doing too much sometimes chile this shit is depressing 🧍🏾‍♀️

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Lord pls don’t let me throw up at work

I hate the reality we live in so bad

Went on a day trip with some friends and a friend of a friend was 1. The most annoying person I’ve ever met and 2. Was wearing meta glasses 🧍🏾‍♀️

Everyone at the work event thinks I’m my coworkers daughter

At a work event and my coworker (who has all of our supplies) is late

I hate queens so bad omg what do you mean a 20 minute drive or an hour on two buses 😭

Omg yall im so hot … can you imagine fumbling ME 😂

Update: I’m going to shake shack because I’m tired of waiting :)

This man said he was 8 minutes away 10 minutes ago I might kms in front of him to change the trajectory of his life forever

8 is already late for dinner like what if I start dying …..