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Not my glasses accidentally taking a trip through the washer dryer 🧍🏾‍♀️

Those ringtones that get progressively louder fill me with so much anxiety I don’t understand how anyone can stand them

Like atp fear I should’ve went back for it

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Late for work and just realized I left my water bottle at home

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He just wanted to vent to me about his girlfriend who dumped him yall we been on the phone for an HOUR

Estranged step brother just tried to call me I thought I was done with family problems for the week 😩

Teenage girl at shake shack complimented my hair this is what we do it for 🙂‍↕️

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Accidentally just said “condom” instead of “condo” (referring to a condominium) when talking to a client

Me in my boss’s office doorway waiting for her to get off the phone so I can ask her questions relevant to my job

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Water fountain and coffee machine at my office are broken

They used to have multiple new perks every week and now it’s just one and half the time it sucks 😭

Mind you there isn’t even a jack in the box within a 50 mile radius of me 😭

T-Mobile tuesdays have been such a hit or miss lately because why tf would I want a sandwich from jack in the box

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One of my cats threw up on my bed ….. when I just washed my sheets LAST NIGHT

Omg update to my last tweet my brother didn’t answer and my sister has actually been doing well in her life so the family call went so well 🙂‍↕️

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My grandma decided to give us an early inheritance yall I think I’m about to be financially stable again

Now my mom asked me to ask my cousin if her and my stepdad can leave things at her place 🦭 I never asked to be the family messenger 😭

List this under ‘shit I don’t need right now’

Cause why did my grandma ask me to coordinate a call with my sister (never answers her phone) and estranged brother (anger issues) this is about to be a disasterrrrrrrr

“Nothing worse than becoming important at your job than becoming important in your family” hitting so hard rn 😭

Had my housewarming last night and everyone said my place was so cozy 🙂‍↕️

Yall why I just got an email saying the decision was reversed and I do have to pay the ticket ……… suicide is back on schedule unless someone wants to give me $115

Americans so unused to being provided a public service a man asked me what the “catch” is on our program offering down payment assistance 😭 sir your tax dollars fund this please take the free $15k we want to give you 😭

THEY DONT LOOK CRAZY EVERYBODY MOVE

They looked CRAZY going in to the oven so here’s to hoping they look better 30 minutes from now 💀

Think I just made a terrible batch of blondies 🧍🏾‍♀️

Poor soul moving in to the 5th floor of my building (no elevator) in 92 degree weather 🤧💔

Like ….. if I’m gonna be in the hole let me at least have fun with it

Spent the whole day panicking over my finances so I went and bought a $10 bottle of wine on my way home everyone laugh with and at me 😀

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I literally can’t afford to be alive rn like you guys don’t understand