Равии.

The man who would be King—— .

i'm still alive somehow.

You have to be at LEAST six feet tall, then...

You are PUNY.

//; saving the kingdom? Nah. Let it rot in gloom

//; taking pictures of him and using them for the akkala monster statue place is all I care about.

Who is zelda when phantom ganon is right there?

//; replaying totk because of the bf reminded me how much I love phantom Ganon. He literally just brings me so much joy.

... no. Children aren't allowed.

... that is why she is still alive, volk. If she wasn't, I wouldn't endure this foolishness.

Gerudo Valley. Far from you, Violet.

Good. because if you don't, I'm feeding her to the gibdos.

You think you're so clever, Katie. So funny.

I'm tired of this.

( cue him walking away. )

... 💢

( Taking a long, deep breath. He places his hands on his face. )

If I didn't care about Amadeus... you'd be gibdo food right now. I wouldn't care one bit.

... no. Children need to learn how to respect people.

ESPECIALLY Kings.

It's Ravii. R A V I I.

It's truly not a hard name to pronounce or forget.

Yes. I'm tired of being called ravioli.

... I'll keep calling you random names until you call me by my actual name.

Got that, Mido?

That's your name, right?

( He is kidding around. )

Okay ratatouille

Still taking care of the wild child, I see.

//; I can't believe it. Never thought it would happen

//; *RISES FROM THE GRAVE*

YOURE RIGHT. OH MY GOD. THEY CAN BE REAL OUTSIDE OF DISCORD FOR ONCE

// I just want Rav/Amadeus to be real SOMEWHERE......

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵?
... 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 .

. . . привет (hello) .

You haven't changed the slightest, have you?

oh. it's you again.

( he looks grumpy. )

//; I'll make a pinned eventually. but if you're here, you know who I am and who Ravii is all about. no need to make one right now.

eugh.