breakfaster 🍳

the work is mysterious AND important #severance

favourite thing to do on my lunch break is lounge around doing nothing within sight of a coworker as they send me one million slack messages

Balatro's easy if you play your cards right

black midi/geordie greep if you aren’t familiar? certified hit with gays (me)

A three-sided grilled cheese made with white bread and American cheese, cooking in a cast iron pan. The visible sides of the sandwich are golden brown

GRILLED THREESE

They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

"It sure seems dumb of tiktok influencers to pin their livelihoods on an internet platform that could get taken down arbitrarily" this is how literally every job works

beat orange stake on balatro

Lynch was a saint cloaked as a transgressor in a world full of transgressors cloaked as saints.

really am going to kill the part that cringes and start posting art soon. This time for sure!!

manifesting rhythm heaven on the switch 2 rn

When i saw deadpools saddest moment i nearly shit. Mediums are a way in which we are allowed to appreciate & look at various art

May they all fix their hearts or die

markhelly this markhelly that. Where are the Miss Casey lovers #severance

Temporarily rotating Louis and Lestat out of my full time babygirls rota to make room for Severance old man yaoi

Glug, but small, with a arrow and a question mark pointing to them

I’ve been neglecting friends and family for weeks all to get to orange stake on one deck. Who has the time 😭

wikipedia article "DEI (disambiguation)" says "Dei or DEI may also refer to... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, a fictional company in the Phineas and Ferb animated TV series"

wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to

I really hope at some point the rightwing victimhood thing rings hollow because we’re at the point now where they have the Supreme Court, 99.9% of billionaires, the house, the senate, the presidency, and they’re going “you know who is oppressing us now? The deaf”

ooungh

Eric bogosian as daniel molloy from interview with the Vampire. The caption reads "good news, they let dumb sluts into pulitzers now"

Showed Rolin this iwtv meme today.

I love being the hottest bitch on a zoom call

I am almost certainly gay