Jeff 🍉

Love watching people go from straight person saying they’ll never do a relationship again to gay and in a relationship and happier than ever.

🚨 Parent-Teacher Conferences and a parent asked me if I teach “Woke Math” 🚨

Crying at the new attention signal I’m using in my classroom 😭😭😭

I go “Ok class it’s time to shut…”

and they go “UP, UP, UP, it’s YOUR moment!” and then they go silent and point at me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They find shut up hilarious and love KPop Demon Hunters 🤣

Was fighting with a dude on the city Facebook page and said “I get a sinking feeling that all your failed relationships were because of ‘horrible women who just didn’t understand you!’ ” and he blocked me. Perhaps I hit a nerve!

Yes!

starting to fear that the average writing skill has gotten so drastically low that any time someone is able to write halfway eloquently people assume it’s AI 😭

Just pick a movie and I’m in !!!!

I’m always down to hang out and watch a horror film but without the cuddling bestie 😂😂😂 then we can OWN a duo after lol

LDS households putting up “no soliciting” signs and then sending their children off to all parts of the world to solicit literally every house they can find.

Paparazzi leetham · Paparazzi · Song · 2025

New Leetham song! This one is a cover of PAPARAZZI by Lady Gaga!!!!
Check it out! It’s way fun and more synth 😈

open.spotify.com/track/3RYpjV...

Here’s the Spotify link but it’s on all services :)

EW I hate when people say “No invite?” Like no clearly not
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
It’s so weird like people are allowed to do stuff without you and making them feel bad for it afterwards is, again, WEIRD.

Well!

Fan Poll | San Francisco Giants The Official Site of Major League Baseball

Click this to make it so the song at the Giants game for me rn is Abracadabra and not Garth Brooks please LMAO

www.mlb.com/app/ballpark...

Anyone have an MLB TV account I can leach off of 😭

The way I’ve now gotten 11 different people Labubus like I truly know how to finesse Popmart at this point 😂😂

Walked up to a random gay man at pride and rubbed his stomach saying Hi to my friend and IT WAS NOT THAT FRIEND 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Anyone in SLC area want a pink lychee berry labubu?? $33 (what was paid, not upselling)

JEALOUSSSS

just paid rent no one fucking talk to me 😔

need an app that stops you from using mobile pay when you’re drunk

the cop in front of me throwing trash out his window on the freeway and then pulling someone over literally 2 minutes later is so fucking frustrating like zero care for any laws just a menace to society

debating engaging in a petty mess at work with coworkers who are doing things behind other peoples’ backs…. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Need Ralph Fiennes to get his ass over to that Conclave NOW.

HUGE day for Christian Neo-Nazi Stoners.

Having friends as an adult is so serious. I would absolutely die without them.

I imagine they’re just calling any random teachers listed in a registry as a teacher

Either we all have due process, or none of us do. There is no middle ground here.

Someone CALLED ME to tell me that my signature on the UNION REFERENDUM in Utah was collected by an illegal immigrant and asked if I wanted to have myself submitted as a petition removal.

Audience, my signature was collected by my COWORKER who is FULLY AMERICAN. MAGA is NASTY. Desperation lying.

anyone else got that co-worker bragging about their “much needed vacation” every month like damn

I love being so disconnected from the Mormon world that I only knew there was that big yapping convention today because y’all posted about it