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Bagged dog poop by recycling bin

Woke 2.0 will be a movement entirely dedicated to rooting out people from society who bag their dog shit then leave it on the ground.

Pretty good. Doing my best to avoid this current wave which is sweeping my workplace at the moment. Wearing a mask has worked for me for several years. Only 1 bout in 2022 thanks to kiddo bringing it home from school

You shit fuck, fucking cock, bullshit dick, arsehole shitty piss bastard!

Union street fire: support Haus of Hair Last month, my wonderful hairdresser and friend Gemma left her job to fulfil her dream of starting her own salon with fellow stylist Aimee. 'Haus of Hair' opened last week. I visited on Friday and wa...

My hairdresser and friend opened her business last week. Tonight it burned to the ground. This is devastating.

I’ve set up a fundraiser. If you haven’t done anything for international women’s day yet, here’s a chance to support a women-run business in need: www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...

Jesse and Walt at the dinner meme: Is Mario only Super Mario when he's Super Mario, or is he Super Mario all the time? What? The games are all Super Mario, Super Mario Bros, Super Mario 64, hell it's even Super Mario Kart. But in Mario Bros, he isn't Super Mario until he gets the mushroom. But he's not called little Mario, he's called Mario and then the mushroom makes him Super Mario. But on the 64 he's always the same size. So is he Super Mario? Or just regular Mario. He's gotta be Super Mario, because of the title, but then he's always Super Mario. So why call him Super Mario in Super Mario Bros only when he gets the mushroom. So then, he's not Super Mario in Super Mario 64?

Btw can anyone who is working potentially help fundraise for my family if they ask. I am on a benefit and cannot legally collect the money without losing my limited support. Hooray for disability and being designated a second class citizen

Search delay delivery. Usually pops up but is otherwise impossible to find in the settings

Democracy Briefing: The Hidden politics behind NZ’s opinion polls Friday’s Taxpayers’ Union-Curia poll was a political earthquake.

"When a lobby group pays for a poll, a lobbying firm conducts it, a former party operative analyses it, and a newspaper publishes the results with quotes from the lobbyists, then that is not independent journalism. It’s a supply chain of influence, and the public deserves to understand that."...

Macro photograph of Mycena Roseoflava. Photo credit @cyanesense at Instagram, aka Jay Lichter.

Macro photograph of Mycena Roseoflava with finger tip to give size comparison. Tiny! I’m guessing the one to the right of the finger tip is the one in the macro photograph - it looks the same. Photo credit @cyanesense at Instagram, aka Jay Lichter.

An ode to little pink mushrooms, and a word about content scraping accounts.

These photos of Mycena Roseoflava were featured on a post by Wild Dunedin at Instagram 83 weeks ago, credited to @cyanesense.

A content-scraping account here is playing it recently, with no credit to the photographer

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a group of hockey players wearing helmets are standing next to each other on a rink . Alt: a group of hockey players wearing helmets are standing next to each other on a rink shouting quack! Quack! Quack!

Go the mighty ducks!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm cackling!

Counter suggestion. Let's make the outflow pipe recirculating and the only way to exit the top floor of the beehive. Like a hydroslide. But browner

This time 6 years ago I was nervously watching my colleague recently returned from overseas wandering around work as normal when they were supposed to be self isolating.
Finally mentioned it to the boss after several days and no one else doing anything.
That's how little attention people were paying

This is sad

This isn't on either list so I'm bringing it

It is exactly what happens every time. Along with never switching to renewables in any meaningful way

Second oil spill in Akaroa Harbour in two months sparks concern for wildlife A navy ship spilled hundreds of litres of oil into Akaroa Harbour on Sunday.

Second oil spill in Akaroa Harbour in two months sparks concern for wildlife

Hahahahaha I'm in this post and i don't like it

teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”

10/10 take. no notes

You are probably aware of the concept of "suspension of disbelief". Participating in society now requires constant suspension of disbelief. Under such circumstances society can only be dysfunctional.

Too crowded for pitchforks?

me 🤝 Proton's comms person

explaining that you cannot simply decide a court order doesn't apply to you just because you don't like it

A list (with pictures!) of the instruments allowed and not allowed at the World Baseball Classic. God bless béisbol

PSA: f you are headed to the World Baseball Classic you can bring your bongos, but you've got to leave your vuvuzela at home:

WHO: War With Iran Paralyzes Dubai's Global Humanitarian Supply Hub - Health Policy Watch The US-Israeli war with Iran, which has paralyzed air travel across the Middle East, has also frozen deliveries of vital medical supplies from the world's

🌍 Conflict in the Middle East is now disrupting global humanitarian health supply chains.

According to the @who.int the war involving Israel, the & Iran has halted operations at the world’s largest humanitarian logistics hub in Dubai — stranding millions in medicines & emergency supplies.

📖⬇️ & 🔁🙏

As usual, every time someone protests at the loss of a Great Man's career, there are countless victims whose career he cut off

"Just after starting on Cars 2, I was told by a superior that I would be uninvited from all weekly art department meetings because Lasseter 'has a hard time controlling himself' around young women... It was clear that the institution was working hard to protect him, at the expense of women like me."

Just a tad. How are you feeling?

A long, long time ago; well, not that long, we all know Luxon tried to sound profound n' wise But every time he grabbed a mic He’d drop a line that didn’t quite Make the trip from his brain to public eyes Dropped a few dodgy Tik tok clips Then blundered on with gaffes and slips Incapable of reflection He lacked all direction I don't imagine that he cried When the small guys took him for a ride We suspect he thought he was still astride The day the polling died. And we were singing: Bye bye to your polls getting high. Voted Luxon, just got Seymour and some racist old guy. Too weak to control them, yet you still wonder why Be one term of you and goodbye. Be one term of you and goodbye. Now, for 3 years we've been on our own As the PM sells his investment homes Well, that's not how it's supposed to be. As Shane talked down to the Māori Queen And Peters talks down all that's green, Chris Luxon is nowhere to be seen. Well, we know you can't control those two. They've already had their way with you. On that Chamber floor, Beehive backrooms, and more. Maaaate, A wealthy, sorted, entitled fuck, With an unused toolkit and a car from Musk, We knew Lux was out of luck, The day the polling died And we were singing: Bye bye to your polls getting high. Voted Luxon, just got Seymour and some racist old guy. Too weak to control them, yet you still wonder why Just be one term of you and goodbye. Be one term of you and goodbye.

With apologies to all participants, I've mish mashed all your contributions, fit it to the original lines/timing and it should fit with a karaoke track... who is keen??? Also text version in alt text if someone wants to do a chord chard....☠️

He went & dissed “bottom feeding” folk Like hardship was some kind of fuckin' joke Then stared as if the backlash Was all just staged stunt smoke And right on cue, the pundits came Chanting their protective claim: “The public just needs to get to know him!” Like a ritual they’d memorised in a cult So bye‑bye to another Luxon misfire From the Te Puke/Hawaii fib to the Parliament quagmire And the media rose up like a cultic choir: “Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher… Once the public gets to know him, he’ll poll higher.”🎶🎵

With apologies to Don McLean
#NZPol

A long, long time ago; well, not that long, we all know
Luxon tried to sound profound n' wise
But e'ery time he grabbed a mic
He’d drop a line that didn’t quite
Make the trip from brain to public eyes