Stan Belinda Carlisle

Fundamentally just a very degrading line of work to get on the horn with Donald Trump while he's at one of his little clubs, some shithead chiropractor's second wedding going on 50 feet away, and ask "so what did you have in mind there?" where the question concerns bombing a bunch of foreign kids.

oh yeah for sure. It's just funny how easy these options would be for a real political party.

A very easy win for Dems would be to say they'll shut down and prosecute everyone involved with Polymarket.

Very cool that Trump has already gotten troops killed and injured, and is promising to do more, the week after he tried to cut VA benefits and yet the thing top Dems are talking about is how sad they are that they didn't get to vote yes on bombing Iran.

Your opposition to war can just be that war is evil. it doesn’t have to be more complicated than that.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Anyway, at least the new Holly Humberstone is really good.

The thing is that this isn’t just weakness from Democrats like Schumer, it’s a performance so they can help launder a war they fully support

I think if I'd gotten away with attempting a coup, suffered no consequences for it, then won an election four years later, got away with executing citizens in the streets and foreigners in boats, and successfully abducted a head of state, I too might think I could just bomb my way to regime change

In short, this war is good but I don't support it, yet, because I didn't get to hit the war button myself.

Thinking about that time Biden was giving Israel free license to kill everyone in Gaza but also being like "i'm building a Lego boat dock for aid! and, don't worry, it's a little cheaper than we previously thought it was!"

Bet he's also mad as hell about whoever let Trump off the hook in 2021.

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

Tony Vitello out here playing chess

ESPN is also in Spring Training.

Please get him on the Zac Veen 10 protein shakes per game diet

I'm a huge Victor Bericoto fan everyone knows this about me

might be the only win the Giants get against them this year lol

lol dodgers

Out of respect for Willow I'll never record her howling but she's doing it now and she's still so bad at it. I've tried to talk to her about it but I think she only understands French idk.

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

when i “whine” about dems being losers, its not because i think they’ve lost too many elections, its because i think they’ve squandered that power when they’ve won. is there a better case-in-point than the biden admin fumbling the response to a fucking coup?

"What are we gonna do with all the ICE/CBP agents? Fire them??"
I dunno man how about offering them a cigarette

cis men learn to care about consent awful quick when AI of them is involved, I happen to notice

Make that 11-3 lmao

I love Spring Training because I can be optimistic in a 9-3 beatdown to the Rockies since Tidwell, Chapman, and Ramos had good days. But it also let's me overreact to Birdsong being bad again so it really checks a lot of boxes for me.

Spencer Jones is the most honorable hitter in baseball. It's a 1v1 contest between him and the pitcher, we don't have to get any of those fielders involved in this.

Incredibly funny take from a guy who was just in Matrix Resurrections and was in Starship Troopers.

To any Democrat who ever said about any issue, "Maybe if we agree with Republicans just this far, they'll stop there," remember that you were wrong, it was obvious at the time, and you really should never believe that again about any issue, ever.