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This is a real life visual representation of the Obama giving himself a medal meme.

07.12.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wavebird FTW!

07.12.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That is the correct take. On top of that there's some good content locked behind an Amiibo paywall which is pure insanity.

06.12.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Q: What is the plot?

A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything.

Q: What is the plot? A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything.

What To Know About โ€˜Heated Rivalryโ€™ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

04.12.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3585    ๐Ÿ” 640    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

Everything I read about this... I thought it was the other way around.

Wow.

05.12.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything I read about this... I thought it was the other way around.

Wow.

05.12.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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CRTC orders Bell to stop locking smartphones In a stern letter, the CRTC ordered Bell to stop locking phones after the carrier violated the Wireless Code earlier this year.

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05.12.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now reveal where the account is from!

03.12.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PEI waiting for someone to notice they voted to separate from Canada in 2019 CHARLOTTETOWN - The Premier of Prince Edward Island, apparently someone named Rob Lantz, released a statement demanding a response from Ottawa on the 2019 separation referendum that resulted in the pr...

PEI waiting for someone to notice they voted to separate from Canada in 2019

02.12.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 242    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Time magazine quotes Canadian satirical website The Beaverton A recent Time magazine article used a quote from Canadian satire site, the Beaverton, as a fact in reference to U.S. relationships with other countries.

Our pretend facts are just as good as the real thing. If not better.

01.12.2025 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1186    ๐Ÿ” 256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27
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Bash: "Do you believe if there was a second strike to eliminate any survivors that it constitutes a war crime?"

Mark Kelly: "It seems to."

Bash: "If you received that order, would you have carried it out?"

Mark Kelly: "Noโ€ฆGoing after survivors in the water is unlawful."

30.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13270    ๐Ÿ” 3711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 305    ๐Ÿ“Œ 130

This poll is contradicting the Abacus one... I wonder who's closer to the real number...

01.12.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We need to shake the tree harder so some money makes it down here.

01.12.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you didn't post this, I would've.

01.12.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Satirical news headline: Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.

Satirical news headline: Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to declare herself premier of B.C.

30.11.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 299    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I love the smell of desperation in the morning

30.11.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a REALLY bad hit to PP's hopes. Anything below 80 of your own party is... really bad.

30.11.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"If you have a vote at the upcoming Conservative Party convention on whether Poilievre should stay on as leader or not, how would you vote?"

All:
Remove him: 44%
Keep him: 37%

CPC Voters:
Keep him: 64%
Remove him: 22%

Abacus / Nov 27, 2025 / n=2074 / Online

30.11.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ubisoft unveils AI-powered 'Teammates' project The experiment allows users to command AI companions with their voice, and Ubisoft insists it's not replacing any developers to do so.

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Ok it's official, I don't even care about the jobs attached anymore, let Ubisoft fail, crash, and burn. In any order. ๐ŸŽฎ #games #gaming #videogames

30.11.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful!

29.11.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wait until trump is gone or else he'll just get pardoned.

29.11.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought Jeffries voted to denounce socialism, curious!

29.11.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only play Jeffries and all Dems should have done here is quite simple: abstain.

Make a speech about the fact that people are still starving and are about to lose their only access to health care and that vote is a dumb immature waste of time. If you voted, however you voted, it's a catch 22.

29.11.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That bad huh?

29.11.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RAM prices increase globally thanks to AI YAY! Another thing that AI is making worse, but at least I get to see more slop videos!

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I'm so tired of AI. It sucks, it's creating all sorts of trouble, and now this. The positives are FAR OUTWEIGHED by the horrible downsides.

27.11.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#meme #memes #funny ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

27.11.2025 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A rare photosynthesizing sea slug has been found off N.S. Here's why scientists are excited | CBC News Researchers believe Elysia chlorotica holds promise for medical advances, but it's been too elusive to study.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

#fascinating #science

27.11.2025 11:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Serious skills

27.11.2025 02:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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27.11.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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