Lily Sullivan

they give him award after nap time and before tantrum

With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?

this way she can have January 6th off which is a holiday in her culture

okay but gonna need Donny blowing Bill to be true thank you

I don't know who needs to hear this but if you're into 15 or 16 or 17 year olds YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE okay byyyeeeeeeee

this is literally never not accurate

The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.

The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.

People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.

And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.

schumer: don't worry, I've got us right where they want us

Shutting down the government is a big deal. People have been hurt in big ways as a result of the decision. To have that suffering be for nothing—to re-open the government without actually having protected people’s health insurance and economic well-being—is unconscionable.

He’s literally getting violently booed and Dems are like “hmmm seems like we should probably cave asap”

So, listen, call Schumer’s office no matter where you live, no matter if you’re registered to vote. Leave a voicemail that says if Senate Dems cave without an ACA premiums fix, you will never vote for or donate to another Senate Democrat as long as he is Leader

Dems backed Trump into a corner where he’s advocating for starving Americans and hemorrhaging support. If they vote to let him off the hook in exchange for nothing it’s a cataclysmic failure. I know people are in pain but insulating Republicans from political consequences is not the answer.

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Free Greta Thunberg and the rest of the illegally detained flotilla activists.

Exactly this

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

This ep is absolutely CHUFFED

NAME A MORE ICONIC CINCO!!

R -rotten
F - fucking
K - kock

They didn't even try to transcribe it @lilyyily.bsky.social

Shout out to Lily Sullivan???

RFK please quit and just start an unlistenable podcast instead for the love of god

Don’t worry it’s not about real books 😉

So excited for people to hear this unhinged ep!!

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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

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@lilyyily.bsky.social: “they’re calling me the squatty potty killer…”

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.