battybutts ➡️ BLFC

thinking back to last year, there was probably a 100% chance every day I would see miatas, corvettes, and probably a 75% chance I would see a mclaren and on the weekends 100% for mclaren,ferrari,and lambo all on the same day lol like now I'm lucky if I see a recently washed macan

I perked up yesterday when I saw a nice clean Miata. just one little Miata

one sucky thing I'm realizing about my new commute route is that I don't get to see like ANY nicie, exotic or even well maintained cars anymore : ( tbf I used to commute to woodside which is where actual billionaires live so basically everyday it's likely I would see a mclaren or something but now..

I filled up an entire notebook in like just over a week and I ordered a second notebook but it won't arrive until after I leave for work today. pure carnage

when you steal a word from Tolkien as a place holder but you like the sound so much nothing else sounds good enough

a drawing of two men in silhouette engaging in oral sex. there is a red line flowing through each of their bodies, connecting the figures through their penises and the giver’s mouth. the red line drips out of the receiver’s mouth.

general commissions post! RTs appreciated! 💙💙
singles colored sketches 75$
couples colored sketches 100$
DM me to order! see my website for more
battybutts.carrd.co

let them truckers roll

me when my girl takes her top off

suxxxxxx

You have to put up with my human art if you want to see more furry porn sorry

me when i

Pixie dreams

I have this sub-story/legend/myth apart of this bigger story that I want reworded to be more lyric-y, like a ballad or folk song

I'll have to DM you once I have it written down : )

😨 oh shit really ? do you offer like, consulting services, or something like that? would happily pay or trade porn commissions lol

any lyrical poets in the chat. any bards here ? I need help writing a thing

would love to draw some more micro stuff . I love pixies and fairies

I rarely have flare ups thankfully but this one is hitting me so bad 🫩

it's at my work, so not up to me 🤷‍♂️ I'll just have to bring my own lol

When he makes you jerk the dildo instead

*plays with my toys*

we're so close to 3k ........ I'm getting more powerful

Mamacita? 😀

𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦 / 𝘪’𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 / 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶

𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦 / 𝘪’𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 / 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶

Updated the cast a little

I already do that haha, not to worry. I like a playlist, specifically. I'm quite picky/"know it when I hear it" hence why so far there's already repeat artists on the list. I understand the downfalls playlist listening has, but for this thing, i want it 🤷‍♂️

true true I don't even know how they manage it like what are they doing the rest of the year