Dappy

I need my cock buried forever~

Ooouugh. So fat there's just a hole~ doesn't even matter what's buried in there~

Nothing wrong with this, I just find it funny that the artist known for "permanently, surgically transforming into latex creature" has multiple sonas they switch between.

You're doing amazing work, Snoozey! We're here for you

I can only speak for myself when I say this, but I think we would prefer your happiness over your work. Please take breaks when you can.

What's more, the band The Royal Guardsmen released an album with a three part music track about Snoopy dog fighting the Red Baron on Christmas and them coming together on Christmas Eve to celebrate before flying off???

Something a bit more comical about the Red Baron is that, in the Peanuts comic strip, Snoopy dog fights the red baron.

Ok, so, during world war 1 there was this German dog fighter known as the Red Baron who was infamous for killing 80 allies during the war. Why the fuck is his name a brand of frozen pizza?

I subscribe to the trans Ralsei head cannon but I think Ralsei is actually trans masc and he transitioned before meeting Kris and Susie 👍

Why does YouTube show me ads for horse supplements? Like, not only do I not own a horse, I don't think I've ever searched anything remotely horse related. It also shows me ads in Spanish. I can't speak Spanish.

[ TGTF, cow transformation, sequence ]

welcome to the herd, pup 💕
commission for zulu!

Damn, these burgers suck. Some are burnt to a crisp while others are completely raw. There's no seasoning at all.

Ah dang, I accidentally made a copious amount of extra food! Ah well, I'll just have my maid clean it up, I'm sure they won't mind.

Announcing Chicory: A Musical Tale!
Releasing March 7th~

I'm delighted to collaborate with @resonantunion.bsky.social, Wishes Unlimited, and a host of talented collaborators on a 32-track arrange album releasing across four discs.

It's a real dream project & I can't wait to reveal more!!

When your butt spills out of every seat in a movie theater at the same time

Don't you hate it when you wake up and you're stuck on the ceiling and you have to release all that gas's before you can start your day

As long as includes animals getting fatter 👍

Those kinds of commission prices is a fine line to balance on. It is a lot of work, and you deserve to be compensated on it. It's also model swaps for an almost 6 year old game. I don't have the disposable income for a commission, but I hope my Patreon support still helps!

Damn, what? Were they using 8-bit integers? How do you run out of numbers?

It's very hard to get that wobbly ass through door ways

Responsible for 50 billion tons of greenhouse gasses. Global temperature rises 3 degrees Celsius. Billions die.

Southern Americans are absolutely terrified of weather below 40 degrees. The low tonight is like 30 and people are telling each other "drive safe." Like, people do know that water doesn't instantly freeze at 32 degrees, right?

I wish I was a pretty boy with huge tits

You should be able to go to the doctor and say "doctor, I'm sick" and then they give you the vaccine that turns you into a busty, tubby roo.

Same

GOD I LOVE FAT TRANS WOMEN GOT I LOVE FAT TRANS WOMEN FAT TRANS WOMEN FUUUUUUUCK I LOOOVE THEM SMMM THEYRE SO FUCKING CUUUTE WTHH????!?!!?? WHAT AM I GONNA DOOO GOR ME FUCKED UPPP DOG

Barnyard (video game) GOAT

A cutie!