Satisfactory. #thefootball
28.02.2026 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Satisfactory. #thefootball
28.02.2026 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If anything good comes of this it will mean I can separate people in booths come May without being screamed at.
27.02.2026 16:45 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0This is actual racism. From a Welshman of all people.
27.02.2026 15:06 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0A poster: NICOLE KIDMAN JAMIE LEE CURTIS SCARPETTA BASED ON THE BEST SELLING NOVELS BY PATRICIA CORNWELL Unfortunately NICOLE KIDMAN is under the face of Jamie Lee Curtis and JAMIE LEE CURTIS is under the face of Nicole Kidman
cannot emphasise enough how angry the positioning of these names makes me
27.02.2026 14:39 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0
Tell you what Labour ought to notice: Itβs a sign of how desperate left-of-centre folk in this land are to hold onto something they consider progressive that theyβre prepared to ignore the fact the leader of the party theyβve landed on claimed he could hypnotise womenβs tits bigger.
I mean.
Very sad news about the death of Rob Grant.
Not only the co-creator of the brilliant Red Dwarf, but also part of the original writing team that made Spitting Image the huge show it became.
A huge comedy talent.
'Smoke me a Kipper, I'll be back for breakfast' - RIP Rob Grant
26.02.2026 17:31 β π 399 π 120 π¬ 24 π 27Over to @scriblit.bsky.social
26.02.2026 17:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0They really should include a pic of the phone, rather than just a white table
26.02.2026 11:44 β π 29 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Picture 1: doctor looking at chart tells patient, "Your body has run out of magnesium." Picture 2: patient replies with a smile, "0mg"
26.02.2026 13:37 β π 852 π 217 π¬ 11 π 11Beautiful.
26.02.2026 14:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was very much the feeling at the time.
26.02.2026 14:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm old enough to remember when they dressed up the Dovedale Towers on Penny Lane as The Blue Angel for a Beatles biopic.
26.02.2026 14:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0just quite maddening that Osborne's legacy is currently "hey that guy who helped the Tories get back into power then was chancellor for a while until Brexit, and now he has 300 jobs lol" and not "look, everything the light touches was fucked up by George Osborne in some way between 2010 and 2016"
26.02.2026 09:26 β π 625 π 126 π¬ 14 π 8They say that what doesn't kill you makes your stronger, but my elderly neighbour is currently recovering from life-saving heart bypass surgery and I reckon I could absolutely batter him
25.02.2026 13:57 β π 9 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Also, why didnβt they call WW2 The Great War II? Is it like The Dark Knight Trilogy, where the second one gets all the glory?
24.02.2026 11:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone wanging on about our βJudeo-Christian heritageβ should be forced to make their internet search history publicly available
21.02.2026 12:15 β π 95 π 16 π¬ 4 π 1
Highlights from Looks Unfamiliar featuring @garybainbridge.bsky.social, @real-meaning.bsky.social, @gfrancie.bsky.social and @mitchbenn.bsky.social. Ferrero Prestige, Tubby Turtle, Grange Hill and more, including a guest appearance by Ally Sloper!
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Zuckerberg and his Ai goon squad are using nonce glasses to dox jurors meanwhile on FB his all powerful algorithm is telling me the stage times for a gig that was last night .
20.02.2026 21:14 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0The swiss athlete Sixtine Cousin
I got big family. I got
20.02.2026 13:26 β π 40 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0If anything, that only proves my point.
19.02.2026 20:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Steve Cram commentating on the curling on the BBC Sport site saying, βThe pendulum shift just took another notch towards Great Britain.β
Steve Cram has never seen a grandfather clock.
19.02.2026 20:31 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"THE ARISTOCRATS!"
19.02.2026 20:08 β π 22 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Not yet. Still, can you have faith if you've got no doubt?
19.02.2026 15:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why's he targeting us?!
19.02.2026 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I think I'm hallucinating. I keep seeing YouTube ads from Mark Wahlberg trying to sell me an app for saying the Rosary.
19.02.2026 15:02 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Boulangere potatoes would be amazing.
19.02.2026 15:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shocked - SHOCKED - by how many of you are pleased that the late Queen is dead.
19.02.2026 14:38 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0I love the first 20 minutes of a big breaking story on here, when we're all drawing cocks and balls on the board before Sir arrives
19.02.2026 10:47 β π 56 π 13 π¬ 2 π 1Boy straining meme.
All the people whoβve given up social media for lent.
19.02.2026 10:35 β π 137 π 27 π¬ 1 π 0