Emma Tolkin

I’m trying to remember to post here and read other people’s posts here but I keep forgetting to open the app 😅

PICKLED GARLIC GOES SO HARD

♬ PICKLE IN THE FRIDGE ♬

Dry cough…. Bitch go away

Groimes. Did yew see whot oi deed, Groimes? Oi put ah beeg Eeks on tohp off th' belding, Groimes! Oi had eet mayde ot off server pahrts, eesn't thet so cewl? Loike tohtelly coibherpunk? Ehnyway pleese cohl me behk. Oi miss yew Groimes. Pleese cohl me

I can’t get this out of my head I think I’ve been hexed by Babushka Carlson

hi friends :) what’s your favorite type of bread. i like sour dough ❤️ sorry i’m just workshopping what my first post on thread (realizing this post needs a twist to go viral) human life has no value to me

It's funny how we just want to write little messages to each other and billionaires keep being like, "what if you could do that... sort of"

Mark Zuckerberg only makes apps with two outcomes: 1) Total Dud and 2) Wildly Successfully Far-Right Radicalization Tool

Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬

Whatever man, go hide behind your fake internet persona and make little posts on your phone. I’m gonna go be a fucking adult and do the exact same thing but on a desktop computer

Some people WANT their faces ripped off and you should respect that

the question "tits or ass" is premised on a false dichotomy, a sort of cleavage between two spheres if you will, and is therefore invalid

I give them permission to do all this actually. They can also spit in my mouth and tell me I need to work harder if I want mommy's approval

Me on this app trying to re-find everyone I've ever known and loved

Walter White is rizzless!!! And that’s fine. He just needs to be scary. That covers it. Tony is that AND outrageously charming. He has a heart!!!

Why the FUCK did it take me this long to watch the sopranos!!!

rate limited exceeded is a liminal space and i'm going to queer it

5 episodes into The Sopranos and I am already so obsessed with Tony it’s stupid

im trying so hard to just be a silly little goofy guy but i remain plagued by ominous visions and fits of madness

i want my account to be a unique cinematic breathtaking experience that leaves the reader in awe and wonder over how a woman can be THAT annoying

Amazing first post, egg

The two most important parts

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

Hello celebrity Jane Altoids!!!