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Drummer for many bands, writer for myself. https://lamniformes.bandcamp.com/ https://lamniformes.substack.com/

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You cannot count on Harden for anything that matters at all

11.11.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clippers on the receiving end of the not-as-rare-as-you'd-think Krejci shooting barrage, that guy can really play

11.11.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this makes me wonder what the "spotify of sports" would be to bridge the gap between consumer patterns and industry power

07.11.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

last night I learned about the statue in Glasgow that keeps getting a traffic cone placed on its head, authorities are incapable of stopping this prank, the most spiritually Philadelphian thing I've ever heard of on this side of the Atlantic

07.11.2025 10:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i need to get a gyro with white sauce off the street so bad rn

05.11.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lol & also lmao, incredible news to wake up to

05.11.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Europe is crazy because on one side of the street there's a Uniqlo and on the other it looks like fucking Anor Londo

01.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you haven't heard someone cough until you've heard someone with a Scottish accent cough

01.11.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"sweating out the poison" as I like to call it

01.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

weird thing for them to get mad at when i've seen (and made) plenty of positive comparisons between mushy metal and Disintegration. The connection is undeniable regardless of how one feels about the consequences.

30.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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these unapologetically AI ads are mad distressing, edging on elder abuse imo

28.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

listening to the world series on the god damn radio approaching midnight, experiencing unparalleled levels of unc initiation

28.10.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

blocked shot straight into an above the break 3 is Wemby's signature move, looks like

26.10.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I said this in my newsletter but I'll say it more directly here, a music fest of all the bands that have left Spotify would own

25.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who Leaves Spotify? A survey of the artists abandoning the streaming giant

This week I wrote about what the artists leaving Spotify have in common, and what we can expect from the anti-Spotify movement going forward

17.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't explain it but Gary Larson returning in the same month as a new Pynchon novel makes all the sense in the world to me

16.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that Garbage theme is an all timer for sure

16.10.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"how 'bout a glass of Chianti?" LOL

11.10.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a shame that this Nets team's near immediate dissolution and the Bucks subsequent failure to make it to the Finals again has swept their absolutely incredible match-up and this all time performance from KD into the dust bin of trivia

10.10.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Pynchon Primer A short introduction to America's favorite bucktoothed windbag

Inspired by the concurrent releases of "One Battle After Another" and "Shadow Ticket" I wrote an introduction and overview of the novels of Thomas Pynchon open.substack.com/pub/lamnifor...

09.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of a hand holding the Thomas Pynchon novel "Shadow Ticket" against the background of an office chair.

A picture of a hand holding the Thomas Pynchon novel "Shadow Ticket" against the background of an office chair.

*charlie and the chocolate factory voice* I got a Shadow Ticket

07.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't tell whether my sudden urge to post again is coming from being away from ~*my girlfriend*~ or whether it's cause I'm back in New York City

07.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it would have been REALLY funny if Rush had hired Philo Tsoungui

06.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i guess every generation needs to learn on its own that 808s sound great when you distort them

06.10.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the cliche is that as you get older new youth oriented music is supposed to sound incomprehensible and shocking to the senses. my experience is the opposite. I'm listening to a much hyped "future of music" type release from this year and it just reminds me of being on tumblr in 2011

06.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

has anyone put A'ja Wilson highlights over the drum solo from "Aja"? Bet that'd be pretty sick.

21.09.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Double Show Report: Nine Inch Nails & Anne Helen Wells The state of electro-rock from the club to the arena

This week for the newsletter I wrote about one local show and one high production arena show. can't say enough about how much I loved the NIN tour.

13.09.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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they’re doing an everything must go sale over there for hardcore band names

10.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

interesting that most of the notable bands leaving Spotify are millennial/gen x, I wonder if there are younger bands bouncing that I'm too washed to know about (Hotline TNT doesn't count, the lead guy is older than me)

08.09.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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