Matt

Heyyyyyyyy

Meanwhile this was about me

I'm new here...am I doing this right? 😅

I wanna be
In that hoi polloi

What the hell, sure may be the best reaction image of the year

Last night we let the Papa John’s garlic dipping sauce do the talking

Chicken or the Egg?!

Brt

Clap if you think she should suffer

Skeet skeet

End times

Why are we allowing people to sell chicken breast on TikTok Shop

This is how I skeet btw

Now why is someone trying to log into TikTok with my dead grandmother’s email

Remembering someone tried to pitch me in the steam room the other day, please keep an eye on your freelancer friends

Aphrodite Lady Seashell Bikini would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

There’s been some confusion over gooning here at Shiz…

Ableism at its finest

Stop woofing me from 1,000 miles away…what am I going to do with that

There are gay Michaels everywhere for those with eyes to see

It was fun. merch

I did meet Stephen Schwartz once and he complimented my t-shirt

And Cynthia Erivo, who plays Wicked, she gave everything

Hell yeah

They should invent a me who isn't congested