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i hate it that when one of my friends gets depressed, i have to get more depressed than them because i'm a narcissist and this shit is easy to me. i'm humble enough to admit im. not the best at being not-depressed

the heavily quantized homie

cope? i hardly know them!

The dissociater doesn't like being noticed

the goal of Horse Tuesday is simple:

Accomplish The Horse

if everywhere you go smells like shit, check the bottom of your shoe

take a knife, leave a knife

you have to be divorced to do thjs and technically i'm only separated

i consulted this video of a human playing this otamatone and i'm not clear which part you're fingering here and primarily i needed to share this

commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Ot...

edited achewood comic. four panels. first panel shows lyle saying something, "Your post was sent." the second panel shows another character yelling at him and a screenshot of a post with no engagement. on the third panel, lyle is thinking. on the fourth, he's imagining the newspaper in memoriam section that reads "Philippe died today because his post flopped. He was 5. Services will be held tomorrow in the cemetery."

just call bitdizzy white already

i love it

scom

if my band taylor slow blow up wil u be my slowies ?

gay slowies are called glowies

supping from the trough of the wordpigs

Shin M3GAN Tensei

wouldn't be the first time. damn...

why is everyone calling the metamorphoses the transformation?

i leave the piss in its proper domicile

if you have to ask,

As someone of mixed Asian heritage I am so fucking tired of other people dictating my race to me. Telling me when I’m white or white passing or have white proximity and when I don’t.

It was always a problem. But boy is it worse now that I’m also visibly trans.

the seasons change so fast

Wet furniture contest

Blood Moon Horse Tuesday

im either sleeping or im not sleeping

that's why i say bomb-ass, for completely unrelated reasons but not owing to reddit

if i have to work in an office im going to wear platform heels everyday so i can have amazing poops

genius

rent is due tomorrow night. i have a job interview in four hours so hopefully this nightmare is almost over

please help peggy and me stay housed

$150/$2000

venmo: gayley_williams
cashapp: gayleywilliams
paypal.me/chemrain

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mutual aid