Temu Haley Williams

I followed someone who I could swear is my personality doppelgänger and he shared a post from one of our biggest competitors😭

His was more terrifying because he was carrying the cutest little baby in one of those hiking baby backpacks. Baby was so chill, didn’t even notice it until he almost bit the curb

Photo of someone’s knees with a barely noticeable bruise on the right and a prominent bee tattoo on the left thigh

I thought I was going to have bigger bruises on both, but the right is getting darker.
I had walked right into a bike rack in front of a group of about 25 people. I wasn’t the only one, this other guy did the same thing later but gracefully caught himself.

So glad i caught it and removed a whole bunch of games out of my birthday wishlist in time. This can’t happen, we’re a Steam Deck family

Injured my knees while doing Recreational Sports*.

*Pokémon Go Campfire Meetup

Look look look. Come closer.

…it’s when you starve them they come back. If they don’t, they deserve to hang to dry.

elmo from sesame street is sitting in front of a wooden wall and looking at the camera . ALT: elmo from sesame street is sitting in front of a wooden wall and looking at the camera .

Almost had a Switch 2 get shipped out to me. How’d that happen? 🤣

I mean, wow. This is why people are so excited to see what everyone else guesses when they find out the truth.
FLATTERING

We played the “how old is Cori” game (prompted by another coworker) w/ two others who have worked with us for almost a year now.
THEY GUESSED 29 AND 31
😭

Look, we’ re not getting the Ryan Gosling lead Guillermo Del Toro directed Haunted Mansion film. I’ve finally conceded.
But also, doesn’t that project sound cobbled together like IT was a whole bunch of film roles pulled out of a hat?

Fine print: I’m not rich do you can leave me alone.

SORRY. I know it’s indecent to talk about, but paycheck days still send a shockwave through my body.
It’s less a brag and more just a realization how far away from my old life I am. Tears.

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Spaghettios taste good and are relatively not terrible for you while also objectively being garbage food for children

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I hate doing posts like this so fuckin’ much and I’m sorry to any pedestrians reading this. But no means no bro and enough is enough?

I’ve got better things to do, please ask yourself why I’m a thought in your head.

How many of your accounts do I have on *my* blocklists?
Tired of this new account/alt catch ‘em game, if you’re worried about me then why am I not given the boot right at account creation?
My ex understands this. He’s moved on, I’ve moved on, kinda embarrassing when
✨ you ✨ haven’t.

A neighbor was taken here stamp on car wash

Even when ICE leaves we have over 4,000 neighbors abducted. Over 4,000 families torn apart and unknown if ever will be reunited.

ICE OUT. FUCK ICE.

sorry for not posting much, my job at the Winter Olympics--the guy who watches the people roll out the carpet onto the ice and says a scooch it little left, a little more, back right some, little more, okay perfect--has been taking up more time than usual

I think I officially reached the age where birthdays are nice but I don’t really gaf

That Baratheon guy looks too sus much like Tyrion.

Sign in People's Book in Takoma Park featuring the illustration of the werewolf ripping off its shirt in anguish which reads WE ARE SOLD OUT OF THE GAY HOCKEY BOOKS

My local bookshop understands their audience.

I knew virtually nothing about him a week ago and now he haunts my Instagram algorithm

I’m down bad for Bad Bunny and I hate it honestly. I feel like I don’t find him attractive but then I keep looking at his big hands and fits and wrestling moves and sensitivity and love for food and childlike whimsy and love for all humans and passion and passion and passion and those lyrics-

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

When I was a teen, cable channels would repeat movies they acquired for awhile. Quills would come on and I’d always default to that for… reasons… and my Mom eventually made me change the channel saying, “okay, once was enough!” lol
Wuthering Heights is about to be some young girl’s Quills.

John Cena vs Bad Bunny when

Aw, this show is actually about the good hearts of men! It’s kind of sweet in a way.

I had to walk out of The Northman in theaters because it was during the height of the worst of it, but I’m easing back into it. I swear I have to be under a blanket for me to still survive it though.