angel of mercy 💫🪽

instead they have "the bear cave" so your teddy bear can wear an overpriced shirt that says "gin o' clock"

the bad little man gets punishment swaddled

wow i wasnt actually depressed i just needed to go to world market and smoke a cigarette and listen to the undertale soundtrack with my hunnybun in the car at full volume

pussy so dangerous the state is threatening to put it down because it's tasted human flesh and now it craves more

not malice, not incompetence, but a secret third thing

omw like chalooby

quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok—thank you

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

chat please what do i do with the gnawing dread pleasepleasepleasepl

unreal experience hearing our downstairs neighbor making fake sex moans to 'mock' us while he loses at multiplayer elden ring

first penetration of the day 😎
(dry needling in my fucking hip at 8am)

it should be actually illegal to have physical therapy at 7 in the morning

hi is anyone willing to put me on a big table and use a rolling pin to just flatten me out just wondering

It is the darkest of all possible humor that Disney is publicly rolling back their DEI initiatives and removing content warnings from older, racially-insensitive work on the same week that they are releasing a new MCU movie with a Black man as Captain America.

should out @beansprout666.bsky.social you fuckin knocked it out of the park im still obsessed with even just the digi photos we took

also hilarious and also lewd photo of me avoiding a sensory overstim because i hate sticky

don't you know what it means to be a lover?

😵‍💫♥️❣️

TURN HIS TV OFF

valentines day is my favorite holiday not kidding one bit

the alt text is everything

a blurry selfie of a white nonbinary person with copper and white hair, a cunty facial expression wearing red sunglasses and text underneath saying "Me after using the F slur"

everyone should give me their work schedules every week so i can plan our hangouts and know when you're free from the clutches of capitalism

let fear guide you but Opposite style

yeah

i had to have a tooth extracted today bc it was "unrestorably damaged" and i was kind of bummed about it but like honestly who cares. that tooth betrayed me. it got what was coming to it

bringing a hot babe back to my room just to show them my trophy that reads
"semi pro gut jumbler"

seeing someone say they're having their Rosa Parks moment as a white trans person, during black history month, took like 1 whole year off of my life yall

i just need some fucking spinach artichoke dip