every white guy in the process of going down the algorithm rabbit hole should be given a collection of retro consoles, a steady supply of food, and a set of SummoningSalt videos
they can reenter society once they break a speedrun world record
@katamaro.bsky.social
adrenaline rush addict, intellectual masochist, seeker of music & rye, incurable wanderlust
every white guy in the process of going down the algorithm rabbit hole should be given a collection of retro consoles, a steady supply of food, and a set of SummoningSalt videos
they can reenter society once they break a speedrun world record
βHe was a star wrangler .. a celestial skysage who traded fear for wonder. Now he is riding the northern lights and skipping barefoot between the constellationsβ¦β
Thatβs a hell of a eulogy.
Fare thee well good sir. ππ
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I feel like lil man either has a side quest for me or is really really into Ween and canβt wait to tell you.
07.01.2026 04:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Asked AI to summarize βWorld War Zβ as I couldnβt remember a chapterβ¦ *chefβs kiss* perfection. No notes.
06.01.2026 04:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Support local businessesβ¦ while we still have em.
30.10.2025 19:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the mental image of Elaine as Raquel *and* Raquel doing the Elaine Dance.
#happythought
I have a dog who βpurrsβ and a cat who barksβ¦ Ladora will fit in just fine with me.
26.10.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Huh. The zipper on my back does a similar thing.
06.10.2025 14:54 β π 393 π 29 π¬ 11 π 1Seriously thoughβ¦ was this timeline scripted by Beavis + Butthead??
04.09.2025 16:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sourdough is the best carb-based warm butter delivery method. (Bialy is a close 2nd)
I will be taking no questions at this time.
I just visibly shuddered remembering thisβ¦
17.08.2025 01:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just realizedβ¦ typo and it stays.
04.08.2025 20:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Waiting Room Derp Thoughts:
Are there epic offscreen fights between the members of the losing team in the Family Feud?
Like if you give an answer that even Steve Harveyβs eyebrows go WTFβ¦ do they get disowned in the Green Room?
#itsbeen7hrs #whereismutebutton
every day I come on here and there are 47 different things that are important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper and it is exhausting
let me stop living in interesting times please
Needs more Affleckβ¦
26.04.2025 03:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NEW: Court records show Martin violated a judgeβs order, ghostwrote online attacks on a judge and engaged in what experts called professional misconduct.
Such a track record might have derailed another lawyerβs career.
Not so for this Trump prosecutor.
Good I donβt want my tax dollars supporting that jackass dictator
23.04.2025 22:28 β π 523 π 56 π¬ 14 π 3β¦the noise I just madeβ¦
I donβt even care if real, my joy absolutely was.
Things that make my black heart sing with joy⦠purifying yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka and driving the Kancamagus on a bluebird day with Shoegaze playlist on vol 11.
*deep inhale of mountain air*
*deep exhale of bullshit*
Todayβs Mantra: Illegitimi non carborundumβ¦
I also need a hug.
Iβm at the Aquarium in Lisbon. Saw a big Sand Tiger Shark. Theyβre the only shark that farts. It didnβt have that information in the wall though. Would be better if it did.
02.04.2025 14:28 β π 226 π 15 π¬ 8 π 0I was going to say I can only have so much joy in my heartβ¦ but if the Grinch can grow 3 sizes so can I dammit.
02.04.2025 01:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Had a car pull up next to me in turn lane for MGHβ¦ heard the wife scream before he finished βsheβs in labor can I cut?β
β’0.oβ’ DUDE WHAT?! JUST GO! β’0.oβ’
He was clearly from βawayβ.
Anyone shocked that CSAM images were next after DMT-inspired dogs?
β¦prayin for tidal wavesβ¦
(CNN) A crew of four passengers β led by a cryptocurrency billionaire β is set to launch aboard a SpaceX capsule that will
stop right there, don't need to know more, already looking forward to it π
31.03.2025 03:17 β π 4864 π 606 π¬ 102 π 66I am slightly mad at that term, only cause I didnβt think of it faster.
Adding to the lexicon immediately.
You get 3 snaps and an around the world for that term.
Damn that was good.
DOJ: Attorney General Pamela Bondi Launches Compliance Review Investigation into Admissions Policies at Stanford University and Several University of California Schools, Advancing President Trump's Mandate to End Illegal DEl Policies
Hopefully the California schools have more fight in them than Columbia. www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attor...
27.03.2025 22:14 β π 1136 π 227 π¬ 93 π 34Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously.
Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.