TalesofTheSide

I have a dream and it involve loads and loads of soap.

omg this type of man is SO annoying to deal with, i just can't.

I'm NOT on my phone all the time, let me liiiiiiiiiiiive.

equally tooth-grinding variant of this: the guy who ghosts you because you didn't reply within the hour.

I should be there too 🥰

Yes. (also: your smile. 😍)

in this case, yes <3

The best outfit for casual Sats, I agree.

So I wanted to post a hyperlink to one of these pics to a cute LTR-oriented guy on Tinder and instead linked him the post, and by proxy my profile.

So much for that avenue, oh NOES!!!

there are days i feel useless and horrible, but today is no such day.

Enjoy me being #bodypositive with a slice of #neurodivergence.

It's friyay! #FatBoyFriday

How your #ThirstTrap finds me today.

🎶 Zie je niets misschien?
Je weet toch zeker dat die bubbel bijna barst, dan?

Zie je niet?
Je verblindt me met tegenlicht
Maar blijf, blijf bij me... 🎶

*dreamy*

I really like her so far. I was apprehensive preshow because she gave me flashbacks to Lucy (one of my LEAST faves) but she's proven herself to be a loveable goofball with streaks of genius (Doors, Mambo Number Five, etc).

And she's SO WINNING it too <3

I haven't played showdown since Alola, but I really like the idea of it. Changing your type to receive extra coverage or get rid of your crappy defences makes pokémon with bad type combo's viable.

I wouldn't have considered setting up Calm Minds on Ninetales, but with Tera Ground you actually may.

I kinda forgot about #Fursday and #FatCuntFriday, so have a cookie. 🍪

hehe i just tease. don't ever do anything you don't feel comfortable with. but having a pretty speaking voice is an underrated quality in a man.

that asks for a voice reveal!

the relevant bit is for how long i get to do this (ideally: infinity)

Hey, none of us can help being attractive to some people. may as well embrace it. <3

Want.

and milotic fans (me) will continue to disrespect ou fanboys with burn orb + marvel scale + dragon tail sets...X

This zoo trip is bringing out the ginger in me.

I like it!

Perhaps it would have been more prudent to build up the body confidence first (via nude experiences), just so that you don't have to worry about negative feedback crippling your self-esteem.

But it's brave all the same.

There's an impostor amoonguss.

Brazillians be like "here, have a cookie" and 'cookie' is the most earth-shattering thirst trap you've ever seen. 🍪

Gently and affectionately pls 👉👈

I'm squishy btw

like, let's breed alolan vulpixes together and pat each other on the fur for doing a good job.

I want a bulky, nerdy man with a bush and a foreskin pls 👉👈

I wish i had the guts to tell the bloomfs how pretty their dicks are.