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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer

@therjhw.bsky.social

Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧 I used to sell groceries.

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Big car safe...?
YouTube video by Morning Brew Big car safe...?
14.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My most woke take πŸ€”

Sorry parents. The auto industry sold you a bill of goods and we're all worse off for it. Since no one is going to *unilaterally disarm" we have to ban pickup trucks and SUVs. Embrace the minivan and station wagon with their lower front end heights.

14.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think NBC should try to get an interview with the President just so they can covertly send Chris Hansen to conduct it.

13.11.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Okay, I’m just going to start talking to it.

13.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

*happy La Bamba sounds*

13.11.2025 03:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"This could take down Democrats, too."

I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.

Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

13.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8649    πŸ” 1790    πŸ’¬ 218    πŸ“Œ 293
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12.11.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Never been as tired as a pitbull that hasn't done shit all day.

12.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get a large subsidy because I'm in the 30K ish a year income bracket.
Renewal for 2026 is $44 with subsidy. $762.46 without.
And that's with a $7,500 deductible and $10K out of pocket max. If I had a long term chronic medical issue it would still bankrupt me, with insurance! Medicare for all!!

11.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Play La Bamba, baby!

11.11.2025 04:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have opened peripheral theaters in TJ Maxx and Ollie's Bargain Outlet.

11.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*the Morrowind appreciator has logged on*

10.11.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone is busy here too from the look of it. If we didn't happen to walk into the Walmart vision center on a random Saturday we wouldn't be having eye exams until next year.

10.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wyrmspan and Sushi Go are two of the games I've had the most fun never actually winning.

10.11.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been playing Wyrmspan with friends for a year. Finally won a game.

10.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once.

10.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 5502    πŸ” 1396    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 56

Any democrat that votes to cave should know no peace for the rest of their time in office. Then they should be voted out.

10.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
graphic in the mamdani font/colors saying:

CALL YOUR SENATORS
and TELL THEM NO SHUTDOWN DEAL WITHOUT ACA FUNDING
202-224-3121

graphic in the mamdani font/colors saying: CALL YOUR SENATORS and TELL THEM NO SHUTDOWN DEAL WITHOUT ACA FUNDING 202-224-3121

Find your senators at reps.fyi or call 202-224-3121

09.11.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3108    πŸ” 2148    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 75

There's a shopping plaza near us that has struggled in recent years to keep a restaurant.

This breakfast/lunch spot opened up there and they are busy ALL. THE. TIME.

Good shit sells itself 🀷🏼

09.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A text block done in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign sign that reads "Petro Dragonic Apocalypse"

A text block done in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign sign that reads "Petro Dragonic Apocalypse"

Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

09.11.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Duality Of King Gizzard
YouTube video by Arclain67 Duality Of King Gizzard

The Duality of KG&LW

07.11.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

COKE: is pepsi okay

DR PEPPER: *removes surgical mask* we did everything we could

07.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1615    πŸ” 373    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

I promise, it can be so easy

07.11.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JRECK Subs has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

06.11.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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North Country priest denied re-entry into U.S.; diocese telling others to stay put The Diocese of Ogdensburg is advising foreign-born priests not to leave the country. It comes after one of its priests was barred from re-entering the United States.

I think it's long past time for Catholics and USCCB to own up to the fact that Republicans are just using us.

06.11.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Emma knows the word food so we have to say "the f-word" that way she won't get too excited.

Emma would also like everyone to know that DST is bullshit.

06.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#nowspinning #vinyl

Probably one of the cooler pressings I own. This version was limited to 500. Has a picture book inside the gatefold. NM from the used section too.

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Polygondwanaland, 2017

06.11.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So this Oxygen Destroyer album was originally released in 2021. I purchased a 2025 reissue

05.11.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#nowspinning #vinyl

With bonus Emma!

Oxygen Destroyer

Sinister Monstrosities Spawned by the Unfathomable Ignorance of Humankind, 2025

05.11.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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