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Eggscellent Uncle Grocer

@therjhw.bsky.social

Sometimes I post about hockey, TTRPGs, vinyl records, and pitbulls. 🎧 I used to sell groceries.

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03.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a fur hat and a scarf looks at the camera Alt: John Candy, as Uncle Buck, looking quizzically and then answering "no"
02.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think I can enjoy this now that grocery retail is five years behind me.

02.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Based on what my players actually use 5e for, I think Draw Steel would be a natural fit for us.

I would also be happy to play in a Lancer game for the long term. Lancer won't do pure fantasy but with minimal effort could support stories about knights, samurai, westerns, pirates, and more

01.03.2026 23:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If someone waved a magic wand and said, 🤷🏼 sorry you can't use 5e anymore for your game/s, what system would you pivot to?

01.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's so mind boggling that sometimes I think I'm misremembering the events of that week. Alas no. If you do a quick Google search Esquire magazine has a recap of the events including the WH's St. Patrick's Day reception.

01.03.2026 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quite stunning really.

01.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have a self-imposed moratorium 11 months out of the year on talking about how much I hate Mulvaney for saying this.

For years since as a joke at the beginning of March I text @travisaniles.bsky.social to let him know I'm free to remind the world how much I think Mulvaney should go fuck himself.

01.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I really do hate Mick Mulvaney for going on live TV in 2017 on the eve of St Patrick's Day, and saying there was no room in Trump's then proposed budget for famine relief all while wearing a shamrock lapel pin.

01.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0
A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

25.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 8269    🔁 2797    💬 65    📌 78
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a cartoon character is eating hummus out of a bag Alt: Mordecai and Rigby from the cartoon Regular Show saying "hummus"
28.02.2026 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
28.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some people simply need to be followed everywhere they go for the rest of their lives by a nice old lady from the American Friends Service Committee yelling "here is a depraved murderer in your midst"

28.02.2026 13:35 — 👍 402    🔁 73    💬 7    📌 2
PWHL 101 with Professor Puck! | Episode 1: Ice Hockey
YouTube video by The PWHL PWHL 101 with Professor Puck! | Episode 1: Ice Hockey

We're going back to the basics ✍️

New to ice hockey or the PWHL? Here's what you need to know!
📺 youtu.be/no8to8VVNDk?...

27.02.2026 22:44 — 👍 152    🔁 49    💬 2    📌 4
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Hilary Knight in 2028

26.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 62    🔁 10    💬 4    📌 4
A two panel Simpson image. The first image is a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign". The second image is them pointing to a message that says "you have to click the box for paylocity to mark you 'complete'

A two panel Simpson image. The first image is a bus driver saying "don't make me tap the sign". The second image is them pointing to a message that says "you have to click the box for paylocity to mark you 'complete'

We are currently living this unique version of hell

26.02.2026 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Felt like a "the perfect gif does not exist.." moment

26.02.2026 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All the Shoresy sickos know I'm right.

26.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
26.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don't know the percentage of pros who are eating highly monitored and curated diets in order to gain a slight competitive edge, but I'd be willing to bet they all got the shits after this.

26.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two men are standing next to each other holding bottles of beer in a room . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding bottles of beer in a room .
25.02.2026 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apollo’s curse of prophecy, or as DSM calls it, Autism Spectrum Disorder.

24.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 103    🔁 34    💬 2    📌 2

Couldn't be happier for the women's team and I'm excited for the PWHL to be back in action.

I hope they can make their schedules work and go party in Vegas with @flavorflav.bsky.social and the sledders + skeleton crew

24.02.2026 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@sara_wiles

24.02.2026 04:32 — 👍 176    🔁 78    💬 9    📌 5

I have attention and she wants it

24.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Our brown and white pitbull Emma asleep in my lap.

Our brown and white pitbull Emma asleep in my lap.

When you have a pitbull sometimes you are the emotional support human.

24.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Honestly the stuff of nightmares

23.02.2026 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I said the Catholic equivalent would be James Telerico will ask you to volunteer at the monthly Holy Name Society dinner and I must be on the right track cos Mamma Grocer laughed at that one.

23.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bernadette Devlin Rejects Anti-Black Racism
YouTube video by In Context Bernadette Devlin Rejects Anti-Black Racism

Posting just because I love this little clip of Bernadette Devlin speaking in Boston (not sure if this was 79 or earlier) and because I happened to be chatting with someone about her the other night and talking about how she gave the key to the city to the panthers on an NYC visit. Tiocfaidh ar la.

24.11.2025 06:09 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Very much looking forward to supporting his primary challenger(s).

23.02.2026 22:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0