Eggscellent Uncle Grocer

@kmhw.bsky.social showed it to me last night and I've had it on repeat all morning.

YouTube video by Anthony Vincent Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (in the style of Linkin Park) feat. @macglocky

Mac Glocky goes hard in this one

Coworker said about me "Grocer makes us try things" so while I would not buy this for myself I would absolutely subject my coworkers to this at the weekly department meeting 😈😂

This Pacific Division regular season is going to be a photo finish.

my inspiration

A car lot with a large red and blue patriotic themed sign with the word "Timebuyer" written in white. The slogan "drive it away take time to pay" can barely be made out on the sign.

The word Timebuyer is a north county sleeper agent activation trigger.

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

Snorlax would never... mostly because I'm not sure I could get them in the house.

We Need To Fix Our Hearts

Sir

Where does “upstate” start? #hudsonvalley #upstateny #westchester #newyorkcity #newyork TikTok video by ConnectHV | Hudson Valley

Ok. Ok. Ok. The Stewart's Demarcation Line is pretty legit.

First I need to practice shifting left-handed on a less expensive car

Londonderry 🫣😭😂

Fisherman and a hydro electric dam worker.

PWHL: Seattle Torrent at Ottawa Charge - March 4, 2026 YouTube video by The PWHL

You could be watching @thepwhl.com

Just saying 🤷🏼

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

YouTube video by NHL Senators vs. Oilers | NHL Highlights | March 03, 2026

Play La Bamba, baby!

I think I can enjoy this now that grocery retail is five years behind me.

Based on what my players actually use 5e for, I think Draw Steel would be a natural fit for us.

I would also be happy to play in a Lancer game for the long term. Lancer won't do pure fantasy but with minimal effort could support stories about knights, samurai, westerns, pirates, and more

If someone waved a magic wand and said, 🤷🏼 sorry you can't use 5e anymore for your game/s, what system would you pivot to?

It's so mind boggling that sometimes I think I'm misremembering the events of that week. Alas no. If you do a quick Google search Esquire magazine has a recap of the events including the WH's St. Patrick's Day reception.

Quite stunning really.

I have a self-imposed moratorium 11 months out of the year on talking about how much I hate Mulvaney for saying this.

For years since as a joke at the beginning of March I text @travisaniles.bsky.social to let him know I'm free to remind the world how much I think Mulvaney should go fuck himself.

I really do hate Mick Mulvaney for going on live TV in 2017 on the eve of St Patrick's Day, and saying there was no room in Trump's then proposed budget for famine relief all while wearing a shamrock lapel pin.

A happy magic frog that says poof. You are now untired and very happy.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE