Archival Unit LN-0R

more robot girl, I need to come up with a name for her

We should hang out again soon. Smileyface

that's wifeslop you only like it because it's your wife

Sauna robot and its pilot!

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

if i was a knight id have a deep and complicated relationship with my blade for sure.

Why robots have navels

Vicious sheepgirl who spells it ‘biting ewe’

#rizzidentevil

splash screen art

sue: do either of you know where johnny is? i've been searching for him everywhere! reed, wearing annoying scientist glasses: hold on sue! if i adjust this wave particle just right, i may be able to crack the secret to interdimensional travel! ben: don't listen to stretcho suzie, i think i saw the brat in the garage johnny, in the back seat of the fantasticar getting sucked off by peter parker: ouhh

You whimpered so nobly when you were bit

Awwww, such a cutie

Gorgeous dog shows off bite mark I gave it

Gender: Victim

post transcript in the format of a script reads as such EIJI Ankh, you wouldn't betray me, would you? ANKH [DOING THE MOVEMENTS THAT ONLY WOMEN DO IN SQUARE ENIX GAMES WHEN THEY TALK] Eh? Betray you? What do you take me for, a lowly human? Of course not, you fool. Now go out there and kill people for money. EIJI Oh, ok! Yahoooooo! ANKH [ACTIVELY BETRAYING EIJI] Hm. Maybe I shouldn't betray Eiji…..

i like how every episode of Kamen Rider OOO has a scene like this

We’ll have to keep that in mind if you’re ever down here on a tuesday again

You go on a date with an autistic robot who mentioned keeping track of how many times you hmph at it and then are shocked when it brings the number up

hmph counter is at 21 dear

cold

I should let you try to dom me at some point. If you do well, you’ll get extra head scritches and treats

Good. You’re better like this

hiiiii twincast and blaster in the background

It really is so very forgetful which does leave it open to having things that never happened mentioned to it because perhaps it simply forgot :)

Cute. I’ll have to make use of this fact soon

@packofthefog.bsky.social hey kiddo

Hmmm, making note of this

little bit, yea

Good :)