Tori Alpin (Commissions Open)

You said it #deathcomesforusall

Me neither but it's getting kind of ridiculous

The last one doesn't make sense professor x cannot fucking die

Wow... You seem stable. And in control. Allow me to say, alcohol really seems to have had a positive effect on you.

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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?

Okay, okay! (The man sounds genuinely excited.)

You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.

a delayed game is eventually good but a canceled game that never comes out and had cool promotional material will be good forever

Harmonize 2 Green Green Sorcery Effects: Draw three cards. Flavor text: "Spider-Band, Spider-Band, plays whatever a spider can..."

Set your feelings about Spider-Man in Magic aside for two seconds and join me in admiring how hard a Magic card goes with early line art. This rules

spidersona doodle (without their jacket) to make sure my hand's in working condition again #spidersona #spiderverse

Me, in the credits.

This feels so strange still! I don't think I'll ever stop being grateful for being allowed to work on Terraria. Thank you community, thank you Re-Logic and thank you everyone else surrounding this amazing game.

KIM KITSURAGI - “Harry... it explains *everything*. The running around. The jumping. The *shot-put*. Your inexplicable facial hair...”

A red dalek deciding that today is not suitable for an invasion of Planet Earth.

Weather so dreich it can stop a dalek.

#weevil

Yeahh!!! Danke I'm glad you like it :333

My point is, you need to see a *psychiatrist* about this shit. Not a psychologist -- several degrees harder. Is there's something harder than a psychiatrist? (He pauses to think.) A forensic psychiatrist. Go talk to that.

I think hes insane.
#bridgerton #myart #digitalart

i dont know

LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either.

HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.

SUGGESTION - They're leaving. They're all turning away from you.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - No. You can figure it out. *Replace* it! Replace the alcohol with amphetamine. Or GBL! Fuck it -- morphine! Graffito removal agent! Anything. It'll buy you time. All you need is time.

I can't believe I met you. I can't believe the happiness I feel with you. You have a vast, vast soul and I will always, always, always come back to it. Kisses, kisses, kisses.

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”

YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.

SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.

YOU - What will mine be marked by?

INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.

YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

A photo of my dog, Sherbet — a Labrador Retriever — looking at the camera asking for a nose boop.

Do dogs generate as much love as my cat appears to here on Bluesky? Let’s find out.

Wallace and Gromit - A Grand Day Out 🚀🧀✨