“Live Long and Prosper” ah cat

I haven't smoked in a week. Everyone be proud of me

*sniffs* thank you…

Behold: the boy

I HATE BRITISH PEOPLE

This post was fact checked by true American patriots

Y’all never make out with a girl when wearing black lipstick that shit gets messy 😭

At the clurb
Wearing lipsticks
And let’s just say
My wife looks like da joker rn 🫦

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My lego spider Gwen key chain every time I drop my keys:

Still cute tho <3
An absolute slay

Still cute tho <3
An absolute slay

Dang I got Salome-d 😔

Dang I got Salome-d 😔

I love my humsband! 🥰

@skywarpbuilds12.bsky.social

Eating an enchilada that’s like all cheese no spice
Fuckin gross

sometimes I do be kinda living my life abound with so much information tho

Parasite in chief in his idiot hat

Thrifting Adventures

I was getting dressed and he stared at me, disgruntled, the entire time

How am I supposed to get up when he’s just gettin cozy :(

He’s just like me fr

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I can always gauge how upset I am based on how many ciggies I have.

Normal days can range from 0 to 1 tops.

Today's a pack kinda day.

Woke Spanish class be like

I made funny :3

It Snowded

When Stefani Germanotta said “don’t be a drag, just be a queen” I felt that

Hewwo :3

*forty