jonathan ✰

chat.. chat i'm gonna go see david byrne chat im seeing david byrne in portland maine chat im so excited you don't get it

AAAH NESMITH ELTINGVILLE MENTION

come back daily john flansburgh 💔

i found you we used to be oomfs on twitter but i left it

Black and white photo of a cat and what are presumably her three kittens. They are all right on top of an old fashioned metal trash can outdoors which has been covered with a white cloth. There is a bowl of something in the middle and they are all eating from it. They seem ginger to me!

Picnic for garbage babies. 💕 Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.

"I'm lineless now!! that means i don't have lines now!!!" said, the lineless flug

gonzo the cat is the only thing keeping me going

The eyes of an orange and white kitten

Latenite/earlye mourning archival babbyGonz!

im SO PISSED OFF this bitch thought he knew more about tmbg than i do (he doesn't)

i have both loser by beck and the alternative polka by weird al on my playlist and i can't tell the difference between the beginnings so it's like russian roulette on which one it's gonna be

Seems illegal.

lot of this going 'round recently. cats know something's up.

went back to twitter for less than a day. deleted it almost instantly. how fun to see one of my trans siblings being h-ng in the replies of a post.

Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

"i spit gold bars cause i was molested by my uncle midas" is an upsettingly hard line

i give jonathan crane in body but condiment king in mind

Orange and white cat sleeping near a window

Being a baddass is just axhaustng, relly

woah.. woaj

testing out brushes but i gave up lol #tylerthecreator

I've been trying to understand why I feel the particular flavor of distressed that I do right now. I think it's because we can no longer discuss the lessons we should be learning from any kind of disaster without the worst chucklefucks coming out of the woodwork to wreck everything.

oh beesechugger i thought this whole time you were beesechurger

I’ve been drinking coffee since I was 8. We didn’t have a coffee maker. Everyone else drank tea. I drank instant coffee & loved it. Drank it non-stop.

Years later, my mom had half a cup, got wired & was like “you’ve been doing this every day?!?”

Coffee was only for special occasions after that.

art by spoolbug :]

haha peenut

Orange and white cat, a little miffed.

I donot understand why thares so manny poasts abowt activated pyramods , itis varry frustratng i donot kno whether to jump on that bandwagin or nott! I hav no pyramods.. . No pyramods.

Photo of a medium haired black kitten sitting on a white covered chair, looking upward in an angelic posture.

Important update on my parents’ kitten, Purrcy: he is still very cute.

thank you husband