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ShowerKrogan

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I write things sometimes, with a focus on comedy/horror. Arachnoextinction available in all it's glory on Royal Road. Check out my page on Royal Road and look out for my new zombie series starting soon! https://www.royalroad.com/profile/797916/fictions

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I like to put books inside my books so you can read while you read

12.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whoops? @kiltedfrog.bsky.social

12.02.2026 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot Zombies and magic andโ€ฆ cat girls?! Oh my! The world crumbles into chaos when a necromancer brings the dead to life and unintentionally unleashes magic into the modern world. The undead overwhelm his c...

Up to chapter 10 is available for free on Royal Road!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1508...

06.02.2026 05:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Ch. 20 | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter 20 is up and ready to go on Patreon!
www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

06.02.2026 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Ch. 18 | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter 18 is up on Patreon and the first eight chapters are posted on Royal Road!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

02.02.2026 05:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot Zombies and magic andโ€ฆ cat girls?! Oh my! The world crumbles into chaos when a necromancer brings the dead to life and unintentionally unleashes magic into the modern world. The undead overwhelm his c...

My Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot series just launched on Royal Road! Check it out if you like zombies, SciFi, fantasy, or just a bunch of chaotic comedy. Hopefully you'll get to enjoy a few laughs!

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1508...

31.01.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Ch. 16 | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Ch. 16 is done! This has been a greatly productive day leading up to the Royal Road launch tonight.

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

30.01.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Fifteen | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter 15 is up! Going to try to squeeze chapter 16 out today as well. Fingers crossed

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

30.01.2026 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Fourteen | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter 14 is up! I'm hoping to get chapter 15 up this afternoon. I'm planning to release chapter 1 on Royal Road starting tonight!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

30.01.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Thirteen | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Another one! Chapter 13 is up

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

28.01.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Twelve | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter twelve is now available!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

28.01.2026 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Eleven | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter eleven is up! Three chapters in one day, I'll take it!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

28.01.2026 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Ten | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapters nine and ten have both released on my Patreon! The first eight chapters should be released on Royal Road on January 31st at the latest.

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

27.01.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks killer!

26.01.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mortal Protection Services The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

So I got some 'fan art' in the form of a killer new cover. Sure beats the hell of that jank I'd slapped together myself, and it was made by a real person, No AI. (We chatted before they just sent it to me, Thanks Pedro!)

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

26.01.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Eight | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

I thought this one was done a while go, but it took quite a bit of reworking today. But chapter 8 is now live and free!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

24.01.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter 7 is now live and also free!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

23.01.2026 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Chapter Six - Back at it Again | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter Six is now live and completely free to read!

www.patreon.com/posts/chapte...

21.01.2026 06:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Five | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter 5 is up and available for free! No zombies in this chapter, but plenty of violence.

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

21.01.2026 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1470...

I made some dude reading this cry with only the first five chapters. There's 6 chapters available now, and the 7th will be out this afternoon.

12.01.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter Four | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter four is out and available to read for free!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

13.01.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know a cover artist but I can take a selfie?

07.01.2026 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SPACE WIZARDS: The Return of Space Dragons For long, hard centuries has the galaxy endured an ebb in the flows of magic. The Great Ones, the makers of Dragons, the creators of faster than light travel, the sages of the ages past... All dead; l...

So There's a contest going on Royal Road to write a story about Space Dragons. So here's the start of mine.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1470...

Anyone... know an affordable cover artist?

06.01.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving Zombies - Chapter Three | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Why wait? Chapter three is also available now, for free, on my Patreon!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

06.01.2026 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Surviving Zombies - Chapter 2 | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter two of my new fantasy zombie series is now available on my Patreon for free!

www.patreon.com/posts/surviv...

06.01.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New series begins now! Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with my AI Robot - Chapter One | ShowerKrogan Get more from ShowerKrogan on Patreon

Chapter One of my new series is now available for free on my Patreon! I'll eventually start posting to Royal Road, and eventually others, once I had a decent backlog built up.

www.patreon.com/posts/new-se...

02.01.2026 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mortal Protection Services The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

Put the last chapter out today. #freeBook

Enjoy. Paperback version next year. sometime. But... you'll have to pay for that. It'll be an actual physical good.

25.12.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mortal Protection Services The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

Annoyed by the #nebula news? Want to read some weird shit that is definitely made by 100% human-brain. FOR FREE? Even the cover art is my own, shitty art skills slightly improved on by a real human friend with slightly less shitty art skills.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

Last chapter on 24th

19.12.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mortal Protection Services The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

Disgusted with #SFWA ? Want to read some REAL HUMAN-MADE SLOP? No AI at all, not for the editing(what editing?), not the cover art, nothing. Weird Sci-fi. Comedy/horror. Pure human madness.

www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

Last chapter on the 24th.

19.12.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.12.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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