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US Women's Hockey Team not accepting the invite to state of the union was a total rookie mistake.

They could have all shown up with T-shirts sporting this and been legends for life

U.S. women's hockey team declines Trump's invitation to the State of the Union President Donald Trump invited the men's and women's hockey teams after both won gold medals in overtime games against Canada.

Rookie mistake.

They could have all shown up wearing shirts with the picture of Trump and Epstein together and would have been legends for life.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

2029:

Corps: Can we grow some genetically altered super athletes?

Govnmt: No

Corps: Ok, but then you won't have anyone to fight the wave of terminators we've been assembling for years.

People who find out that paper straws are designed to save ocean wildlife:

Ned and Homer's mothers both have the same name.

Someone alert Zack Snyder

PEDestrian X-ing

Only 52,000 people watched the Kid Rock stream

Ready for this?

You will never see the world the same way again.

Felon=

F- Elon

Look, anything can happen at trial, but I don't see why Mangione appears so relaxed about it all.

Upon researching his case, there is a staggering amount of evidence against him.

Like more than OJ and Bill Cosby combined....

and enough leftover for 3 separate Michael Jackson accusers

You all should have known that if she was unabashedly willing to shoot a puppy that shooting people would be a no-brainer for her.

www.forbes.com/sites/alison...

*Guy who never reaches for his concealed weapon*

Them: "Domestic terrorist who wanted to do maximum damage to agents"

*Cliven Bundy and 200 armed militia members openly aiming their guns at federal agents (exactly 0 of them killed)*

Also them: "Patriots"

release of two convicted arsonists. Bundy and his sons were never convicted of any crimes, and the two arsonists in question were pardoned by Trump to boot.

Clearly this is apropos to nothing at all whatsoever and has no deeper meaning or significance.

That's for sure.

April 2014:

200 Armed militia members led by Cliven Bundy aim guns at federal agents trying to collect a tax debt.

The agents shoot 0 people and leave.

January 2016:

Bundy's sons, Ammon and Ryan lead an armed 41-day occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon, demanding the

ICE agents to help with security at Winter Olympics The Italian authorities initially denied the presence of ICE and then sought to downplay its role. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read more at straitstimes.com.

They have it on good authority that the Olympics will be filled with foreigners....

www.straitstimes.com/world/europe...

The 'ShamWow guy' is running for Congress in Texas Offer Vince Shlomi, the once-prominent infomercial pitchman, filed paperwork with the Texas Republican Party to run for the seat held by Republican Rep. John Carter.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

If he actually wins, I will sham-poo 🧴 my pants

Why does Trump want Greenland? Arctic security, critical minerals at stake - National | Globalnews.ca Here's why Trump may be keen on acquiring Greenland, and why it's an important strategic security asset no matter who's in charge.

You know how Trump keeps saying he wants to own Canada and Greenland?

Turns out it's because climate change, the thing he consistently insists is a hoax, has opened up new access points for ships as the ice is rapidly melting.

globalnews.ca/news/1160309...

Trump says he will meet Machado — and would accept Nobel Peace Prize from her Nobel officials said Friday that the prize may not be shared or transferred.

Trump has finally put The Onion out of business once and for all.

He's taking the Nobel Peace Prize from the 2025 winner in exchange for literally starting a war.

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

I've cracked the secret comedy formula that 90% of all jokes follow:

A) Hey, have you ever noticed that Blank is like "Blonk"?

B) How weird would it be if Flink was like Flonk?

It's official.

The Onion is shutting down as they cannot compete with reality anymore.

Topping "Nobel Peace Prize Winner Hands Her Prize to Trump To Convince Him To Invade Venezuela" would require violating every physical law of the known and unknown universe.

After Machado Offers Her Nobel, Trump Says It Would Be an ‘Honor’ to Accept It

What kind of fucking opposite day Twilight zone shit is this?

Literally no one had "activist bribes someone into starting a war by giving them a Nobel Peace Prize" on their fucking bingo card.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/09/w...

But wait, there's more.

In August, ICE said they intended to deport him again, to a different country this time. He wasn't released again until December 11th on a judge's order.

For some inexplicable reason, this guy has been treated like he is Diddy, Michael Jackson, and El Chapo put together.

But wait, there's more.

On July 23, the Maryland and Tennessee courts simultaneously ordered that he be released from prison and prohibited his immediate deportation after release. A month later, he was released on bail and returned to Maryland.

But wait, there's more.

Then after they finally brought him back, they charged him with human trafficking in Tennessee, even though he's from Maryland.

They put him in jail pending trial, and his own lawyers asked that he not be released, because Trump would try to deport him again if they did.

In March they deported this guy to a terrorist prison in El Salvador, then admitted they had no basis for it, got sued, appealed it all the way to the Supreme Court, lost in a 9-0 ruling, then refused to bring him back for months anyway.

This photo is from Whitehouse. gov

It was taken on October 21st and if you zoom in it shows Trump's aide holding a folder with Maduro and Colombia's president in jumpsuits.

And just today Trump threatened him again.

www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/u...

All these people today saying

"Oh my god, I think Trump might be ok with violence"

What, were you asleep all of January 6th?

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