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Judge: $52 billion is an "unfathomable sum" to pay the CEO

Elon: OK I'll settle for $1 trillion

Dick Cheney condemned the Jan 6th attacks, and Trump for instigating them.

He campaigned for Kamala.

There's absolutely no reason to be happy about his passing.

It's not going to undo all the shitty things he did, it's just going to stop him from trying to make up for them.

He won with only 50% of the vote in the bluest city on Earth.

You can pat yourself on the back when you win a Trump +30 state with a democratic socialist.

Why does Poland's prime minister sound like he was named by Chat GPT 0.5?

If Trump deserves a peace prize for an 8 day ceasefire, how many are we giving to Biden for the one he negotiated that lasted 58 days?

January 19th to March 18th

Which was coincidentally the day that Netanyahu was about to be forced to testify in his corruption trial and then got postponed again.

According to JD Vance, saying "Free Palestine" is anti-Semitic hate speech, but "I love Hitler" is just a bit of breezy effervescent light humor.

Dusting this one off from 2018

I wish that 1% of the energy that went into protesting comedians taking 400k from the Saudis would have been focused onto trump taking Billions of dollars from them for his memecoins, hotels, businesses, and gifts, including none other than a $400 million jet.

I knew Trump wasn't going to win, but giving it to a female Venezuelan of all people is just the I.C.E.ing on the cake

Why do people still take the subway when so many people keep getting "terminal" cancer

Now, they never caught the guy who did it, and I don't know this for a fact, but I just know it's true, that that person wasin fact, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

And of course, acetaminophen is more commonly known as none other than Tylenol.

After $100 million of investment in developing safety measures, by working with FDA officials, they introduced a new tamper-proof packaging, which included foil seals and other features.

These packaging protections soon became the industry standard for all over-the-counter medications.

case, the victims had taken acetaminophen, three of which from the same bottle.

Authorities discovered that someone had went to several stores and laced random bottles with cyanide.

Johnson & Johnson ordered a mass recall of about 31 million bottles, which were worth over $100 million at the time.

Do you know those tamper proof seals you see under the lids of food and medicine?

There's an interesting story behind that.

Back in the early 80s, there were a string of mysterious deaths, beginning with the death of a 12 year old girl.

After investigating, authorities realized that in each

Promises Made, Promises Kept

Acting U.S. Attorney says immigration enforcement agents are "not going to follow" California's law enforcement mask ban Acting U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli also said a post from the Governor Newsom Press Office X account added "fuel to the fire" in the wake of the Charlie Kirk assassination.

If you had told me in 2020 that in 5 years the right would be pro-mask and the left anti-mask I would have said you've been injecting bleach with a flashlight up your ass.

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I mean, his hands are tied unless the guy becomes trans later.

Finally a prediction that isn't from The Simpsons

Finally